As covered in Part One, I’d been reduced to basically going to watch a bunch of lads playing the midweek equivalent of our Sunday Amateur football to try & get my football fix here in Oslo thanks to my usual mix of bad luck and getting screwed over by Americans with no concept of the […]
Caltexlokka Charms
If you read my tat on here regularly, you may have noticed the occasional mention of my being shipped off to the Northern Nordic reaches for work over the last couple of years. Yes, as well as actually making me responsible for other people, the fools that I work for decided that making me responsible […]
Let’s Go Fly a Kite
Well, I bet you didn’t think you’d be hearing from us again in a hurry eh? Fiver says you all reckoned we’d long since put our feet up for this season after that day out in Boston over a month ago. And to be fair you’d be almost right on that account, but not quite. […]
Boston Strangler
God, do I have to do this?? Really? Oh come on, I’ve got other stuff to take care of. What? Oh I dunno. Your mum? Return some video tapes? Watch a sunset? Feed the cat? Actually, I don’t have a cat, so add ‘get a cat’ to the list. Take your pick dear reader. Either […]
For Fox Sake
Hello. Us again. As we plunge deeper into the second half of the season, we realised that we were fast running out of the old long haul awaydays and figured that away to Oldham probably warranted some sort of mention on here. And like bollocks are we doing Gateshead away later this week, so yeah. […]
Snow Hill Blues
Surprise! Well, I bet you didn’t expect to see us back boring you all to tears with our rubbish so soon after the last episode eh? Well, tough titty because we are. Why? What’s it to you? But seriously, we looked at the Trophy draw and having been paired with old Conference muckers Kiddy up […]
Gucci Washbag
Blimey, is it really a whole month since we did a bit on here?? Feels like a lot longer if you ask me. But then again, with that spell straddling the festive period, it’s no great surprise really, as slogging through first Christmas and then the post-season of goodwill to all Men misery that is […]
No Room at the Inn
Gather round children, for we have a tale to tell. One of shit football in the cold, beer and spending absolutely jeffing hours on a train. So yeah, the same old shit we’ve been doling out on here for years now. What of it? Hey, at least we’re not boring the tits off you on […]
Good Morning Mr Magpie…
The good news is that Saturday’s game with Maidenhead gave me the opportunity to see Sutton in action for the first time this season. The International break meant there was no chance of my first love Fulham getting in the way, although recently they’ve been proving a very pleasant distraction. Past experience suggests this happy […]
Sheer Agony
Here we bloody go again. I’m going to keep this short and not very sweet as I won’t want to depress to you more than a Labour tax policy. But it’s that time of the year once again when I dust off the tin foil trophy, make sure my rattle is well greased & lubricated, […]