I know right. You don’t hear from us for weeks on end and then there we are, fouling up this little corner of the internet with our nonsense with two loads of old bollocks in two weeks. Hey, what can I say, other than “Tough titties”? Besides, it’s the FA Cup baby, away from home. […]
Potatoast
Well, I suppose we’re about due another installment of Bastard League carry on eh? It’s been a month since we were last gracing this dark dank corner of the internets and anyway, my therapist says it’s good for me to get things out in the open. Helps with the PTSD of watching this cobblers on […]
An All Pear Diet
Welcome back friends! How lovely to see you all again on these here pages for some more scintillating 5th tier kerfuffle, with a large side of beer. Now, as you may recall, the last time we all gathered for some La Bastarda story time, things were a little on the weird side as we’d managed […]
Sexy Bog Code
When you watch the sort of stuff we do and have been as good at it as we have of late, you have to keep a stiff upper lip, remain stoic and good humoured with the hope that all this bollocks eventually turns before you lose your marbles. Naturally, we of course try to follow […]
Undiagnosed
I think it’s fair to say that these days as far as football’s concerned, I’m definitely more ‘out’ than ‘in’. The general state of the game is mostly to blame and I’ve touched on a few of those points on here and on socials many times in the recent past, but this means that my […]
Amateur Hour
Howdy folks. Enjoying the summer? Good good. So why are we here, being annoying out of season you ask? Well, we got some unfinished business to take care of. Very very unfinished as it happens. As back in May 2025, we were privileged to receive a release copy of a new book from it’s author. […]
Functionally Safe
Ah, back again I see. You never learn. Which means you’ll fit in around here just fine to be honest! Anyway, welcome back to our little corner to the t’interwebs and the last entry for this current campaign on these here pages. Yes, dear reader, for Gandermonium, the 25/26 season terminates here. All change please. […]
Unskinny Bop
“Sunny days, Sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet, Can you tell me how to get. How to get to Gandermonium Street?”. Oh hello children. Welcome back to Gandermonium Street, the home of your favourite fun Non-League muppets! You have Taz the grouch, Big Nick the Greek, Magnum PI […]
Waffle Stomper
Good day reader. And welcome once more to this terminally depressed corner of the internet where we talk about getting boozed in the name of watching dreadful 5th Tier football before then moaning about it, extensively, on these here pages. The football that is, not the boozing, as that is rarely the main bone of […]
(I’m) Wasting My Time (Yet Again)
There’s this band that I like. They’re called the Eureka Machines. You’ve probably not heard of them as they’re an unsigned, part time outfit from up Leeds way. Good lads though, make a decent old racket and always put on a good show. You should definitely check them out if guitar based music is your […]