Surprise! Well, I bet you didn’t expect to see us back boring you all to tears with our rubbish so soon after the last episode eh? Well, tough titty because we are. Why? What’s it to you? But seriously, we looked at the Trophy draw and having been paired with old Conference muckers Kiddy up […]
Gucci Washbag
Blimey, is it really a whole month since we did a bit on here?? Feels like a lot longer if you ask me. But then again, with that spell straddling the festive period, it’s no great surprise really, as slogging through first Christmas and then the post-season of goodwill to all Men misery that is […]
No Room at the Inn
Gather round children, for we have a tale to tell. One of shit football in the cold, beer and spending absolutely jeffing hours on a train. So yeah, the same old shit we’ve been doling out on here for years now. What of it? Hey, at least we’re not boring the tits off you on […]
Good Morning Mr Magpie…
The good news is that Saturday’s game with Maidenhead gave me the opportunity to see Sutton in action for the first time this season. The International break meant there was no chance of my first love Fulham getting in the way, although recently they’ve been proving a very pleasant distraction. Past experience suggests this happy […]
Sheer Agony
Here we bloody go again. I’m going to keep this short and not very sweet as I won’t want to depress to you more than a Labour tax policy. But it’s that time of the year once again when I dust off the tin foil trophy, make sure my rattle is well greased & lubricated, […]
Breaking Curfew
Hello there, us again. And yes, you’d be right in guessing this is mainly as we’re getting into FA Cup season once more and as you are well aware, we’ve got quite the history with that old pot and well, we’re probably overdue some old nonsense on here again as well. It’s a months since […]
Potted Shrimp
It’s been a few weeks now since we were last bothered to put anything up on here. The last you heard of us was opening day when we went to Tamworth and got a draw in what was an uninspiring clash and since then, we’ve seen off the rest of August with what could be […]
Antiseptic IPA
Dum de dum de dum. Well, I suppose I’d better think about dusting off the keyboard. Opening day is upon us and JESUS H.CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE!! Where the hell did you spring from eh? Fair old scared the Carshalton out of me you did, sitting there in the dark like some little blog hungry […]
Tin Tin’s Dog
It’s now two weeks since the U’s went down swinging at MK Dons and sharted their way out of the Football League after three long years as one of the Great 92 72. And after 9 months of all that carry on and what not, you’d of course naturally expect that the one thing we’d […]
Is The Darts On??
Good day to you my friend and welcome to the third and final instalment of what might possibly our most underwhelming series of entries to date. And trust us, that’s quite something when you consider the level of absolute bollocks dribbled out onto these here pages over the many many years we’ve insisted on sharing […]