Welcome back friends! How lovely to see you all again on these here pages for some more scintillating 5th tier kerfuffle, with a large side of beer. Now, as you may recall, the last time we all gathered for some La Bastarda story time, things were a little on the weird side as we’d managed […]
When you watch the sort of stuff we do and have been as good at it as we have of late, you have to keep a stiff upper lip, remain stoic and good humoured with the hope that all this bollocks eventually turns before you lose your marbles. Naturally, we of course try to follow […]
I think it’s fair to say that these days as far as football’s concerned, I’m definitely more ‘out’ than ‘in’. The general state of the game is mostly to blame and I’ve touched on a few of those points on here and on socials many times in the recent past, but this means that my […]
Howdy folks. Enjoying the summer? Good good. So why are we here, being annoying out of season you ask? Well, we got some unfinished business to take care of. Very very unfinished as it happens. As back in May 2025, we were privileged to receive a release copy of a new book from it’s author. […]
Ah, back again I see. You never learn. Which means you’ll fit in around here just fine to be honest! Anyway, welcome back to our little corner to the t’interwebs and the last entry for this current campaign on these here pages. Yes, dear reader, for Gandermonium, the 25/26 season terminates here. All change please. […]
“Sunny days, Sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet, Can you tell me how to get. How to get to Gandermonium Street?”. Oh hello children. Welcome back to Gandermonium Street, the home of your favourite fun Non-League muppets! You have Taz the grouch, Big Nick the Greek, Magnum PI […]
Good day reader. And welcome once more to this terminally depressed corner of the internet where we talk about getting boozed in the name of watching dreadful 5th Tier football before then moaning about it, extensively, on these here pages. The football that is, not the boozing, as that is rarely the main bone of […]
There’s this band that I like. They’re called the Eureka Machines. You’ve probably not heard of them as they’re an unsigned, part time outfit from up Leeds way. Good lads though, make a decent old racket and always put on a good show. You should definitely check them out if guitar based music is your […]
Guess who’s back, back again? Taz is back, tell a friend! Yes all my delightful, near and dear, practically family readery type acquaintances, I have returned once more with some further pointless rubbish that helps you pass 10 minutes on the kahzi whilst you’re having a tip out. Angry birds, candy crush and the likes […]
Yeah yeah. I hear you. “Southend? That was Tuesday mate. Today’s Friday! What time do you call this??”. I’ll level with you folks, I wasn’t gonna do this. Couldn’t be arsed. Mainly as having got into that endless black hole that exists between Boxing Day and New Years, I’d not noticed Southend was a Tuesday […]
