Yeah yeah. I hear you. “Southend? That was Tuesday mate. Today’s Friday! What time do you call this??”. I’ll level with you folks, I wasn’t gonna do this. Couldn’t be arsed. Mainly as having got into that endless black hole that exists between Boxing Day and New Years, I’d not noticed Southend was a Tuesday […]
Away game frigging miles away from the Republic? Check. So far that it requires the use of modern commercial aviation? Check. New ground to tick off? Check. Opportunity for a couple of days on the gas at the seaside? Check. Having to actually bother doing a blog to cover all this bollocks? Check and underlined. […]
After last week’s match at Braintree, one that you may recall that we actually bothered to cover on here, our new Manager Chris Agutter said in his post match interview “That’s the worst you’ll see whilst I’m manager”. And we all tutted, rolled our eyes and pinched the bridge of our noses. Chris, Chris, Chris. […]
Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of this damp little isle under the pretence of watching shit football. And then rabbit on about it. Now, if you could […]
Howdy! Still with me? You are? Marvellous. Although God only knows why, you must be really rather bored by this point. Or Norwegian, no doubt blue and pining for the fjords if you’re still following along with all this old cobblers. However, today is another day, there’s yet more being a sightseeing wanker to be […]
After the baking hot day yesterday and a proper day’s touristy bollocks planned for the Monday, I decided that after dinner that an early night was best and settled in to get some of this tosh written up. It was a good move as the old pins were were rested for what was to follow. […]
I’ll be honest, whilst drawing 0-0 in our first home league game of the season against Solihull wasn’t exactly what we’d all hoped for, I think we can all agree that having spanked sides for 5 in the last two years on our GGL openers and knowing how that shit all panned out, I guess […]
Well hello there everybody peeps. How we diddling? Ready for the football to return are we? Chomping at the bit and hangry for some shit 5th tier action I bet. No? Yeah, I get you. After spending a couple months having long lie ins and not worrying about wasting another Saturday and god knows how […]
As covered in Part One, I’d been reduced to basically going to watch a bunch of lads playing the midweek equivalent of our Sunday Amateur football to try & get my football fix here in Oslo thanks to my usual mix of bad luck and getting screwed over by Americans with no concept of the […]
If you read my tat on here regularly, you may have noticed the occasional mention of my being shipped off to the Northern Nordic reaches for work over the last couple of years. Yes, as well as actually making me responsible for other people, the fools that I work for decided that making me responsible […]
