As you may have read, one of our esteemed contributors Dukey forced us to stick around in gorgeous Staines on saturday after the dopey sod left his mobile phone in the cab from the ground to the pub. Once aware of his little faux pas, he of course then used Juan’s phone to leave himself […]
Well, this is fun. We start the site up just in time for some typically seasonal weather to leave us sat twiddling our thumbs without any football to talk cack about. The pitch inspection at Maidenhead this evening……probably. So, there’s nothing else for it. I’ll have to break out one of the myriad of old […]
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Perfect. Just perfect. We go to all the effort of putting this shit back online and the first game since we went live is fucking postponed. It’s like we’ve never been away! Proof we’re idiots… Naturally, the postponement was made about an hour after we’d arrived in town and were into our second pint in […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 471 SUTTON UNITED – 0 CAMBRIDGE CITY – 3 [Sheringham 20. Neilson 37. 67] Thank fuck that’s over. A more painful season I could not have imagined, where our form barely raised above the level of ‘fucking diabolical’ and we’ve gone down with the sort of points total that would quite […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att: 346 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 1 [Flukey 88] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [McBean 57] Game number 41 in a mostly incredibly bollocks series of 42. Oh joy. To make matters worse, this evenings trip to Bognor really should have been on the following Saturday this season, but thanks to the wonderful organisational […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att: 747 BATH CITY – 2 [Foley 12. Walsh 65] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Dundas 7. McBean 24. 42] Three to go. With relegation confirmed, there’s little to really keep us interested in what remains of this season, apart from the struggles of our dear friends and neighbours at Colston Avenue, […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 456 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Dundas 13] WELLING UNITED – 2 [Ryan 25. Smith 67] With our stay in the Conference South now officially over, we’re left with 4 games to endure that really mean nothing. And when you consider how we’ve performed when the games HAVE meant something, we’re […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 652 HAVANT & WATERLOOVILLE – 2 [Nightingale 45. McCallum 57] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Well, it looks like that un-named club official wasn’t wrong, as come Sunday lunchtime following the Fisher defeat the texts start flying. It seems that Ernie has indeed parted company with the club following the previous day’s […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 471 SUTTON UNITED – 0 FISHER ATHLETIC – 2 [Batt 13. Tomlin 30] Well, this is it. After today, it should be all over. No, sadly I’m not talking about the end of the season, but rather the end of our stay in the Conference South. Yep, after today’s no doubt […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 471 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 3 [Higgins 14. Edwards 39. Edwards 60] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Goodchild 76] Dunno about you, but I had a cracking Saturday afternoon. There I was, at home, confined to my sofa, doubled up with flu feeling shit under my duvet with a big mug of lemsip. […]
