Essex Ram Raiders

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 428 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1   [Pearson 90] Sheesh, almost Christmas already. And what a pain in the arse it is. Have you ever tried to fit in writing up some load of old pony about the exploits of a currently rubbish non-league team amongst all the eating, […]

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(Forest Green) Rover & Out

FA TROPHY 1st ROUND ATTENDANCE : 303 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Alimi 7] FOREST GREEN ROVERS – 4   [Fleetwood 27. 90. Stonehouse 75. Giles 87] Having taken two attempts to dispose of Dover in the last round, we were naturally hoping for another slightly ‘easier’ tie next time out to try & see […]

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‘Stoke Stumble

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Dundas 58] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2   [Charles 63. 72] Aaand we’re right back where we started. Today is the return fixture of our opening day meeting with Basingstoke, that if we’re honest, kind of set the tone for the rest of the campaign so far. […]

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You Don’t Sound Canadian!

FA TROPHY 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND |  ATTENDANCE : 721 DOVER ATHLETIC – 1   [Cloke 60]  SUTTON UNITED – 1    [McBean 30] Thanks for the nice easy draw guys. Appreciate it. Oh wait, you actually gave us a team pissing their division and on a run of 8 or 9 straight wins didn’t you? Tossers. […]

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3-0 & You Fucked It Up!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 223 HAYES & YEADING UNITED – 3  [Scott 6. p25. Knight 33] SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Greene 52. Dundas 73. Haverson 90] You know, I love last minute equalisers. I really do. Probably maybe even just that little bit more than last minute winners. Yes yes, I know you generally get […]

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It’ll Make Your Brain(tree) Hurt

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 457 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BRAINTREE TOWN – 3    [Sullivan 10. OG 58. Archer 90] God this is getting boring. It’s bad enough having to watch our lot at the moment, but then having to write up a match report afterwards is just downright masochistic. Like going to the dentist for […]

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It’s Not Nice When You Lewes All The Time….

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 640 LEWES – 4   [Holloway 57. Griffiths 61. Davis 90. Groves 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 So, at last, we have another manager. Unfortunately, it wasn’t Merlin, a re-incarnation of Harry Houdini or Jesus H Christ as we’d really hoped (Apparently we couldn’t afford any of ’em) and instead we went […]

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Breaking the Habit

THURROCK – 2    [Orilonshie 35. Stadhart 37]  SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Hudson 86] CONFERENCE SOUTH | ATTENDANCE : 255 Usually, when a manager jacks it in or is sacked from a struggling side, the team he leaves behind quite often pick up in form, even briefly and goes on to claim some vitally needed points. […]

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