Good Ol’ Fashioned 1-0 Hammering

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 518 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Quinton 22] HAYES – 0 It’s saturday. And you know what that means. Taz has to go out and buy a new fucking iron, thats what! ‘Cos he broke his old one when he knocked it off the ironing board on Wednesday. Stupid clumsy twat. And I […]

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Same Old Same Old

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 375 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [McBean 20. Gray 24] EASTLEIGH – 2  [Forbes 11. Watts 53] With saturdays trip to high flying Stortford out of the way, the U’s have the opportunity to get thier stuttering campaign back on track and go some way to hauling themselves away from the drop zone […]

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Whale Song

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 516 BISHOP’S STORTFORD – 3  [Porter.12 Edwards.58 Morgan.83] Sutton United – 2   [McBean.43 Alimi.78] After a somewhat frustrating and really quite dull 2 week break from Conference South action, the U’s were back on the road with a trip to surprise league leaders Bishop’s Stortford. During our enforced rest break, a […]

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Down Down, Deeper & Down

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 482 SUTTON UNITED – 0 EASTLEIGH – 3    [S.Forbes 7. A.Forbes 26. Town 72] After the less than stunning performance from the U’s at Histon to herald the arrival of our new management team, we were hoping that 7 more days and 2 more training sessions would help towards getting […]

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A New Era Dawns……D’Oh!

CONFERENCE SOUTH 18th MARCH 2006  Att : 409 HISTON- 3   [Bloke. Geezer. Fella] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Without an away win since the end of August, we’d normally recieve a fairly long trip as the one to Histon with resignation of another pretty straightforward defeat during which the home ‘keeper has to take half […]

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Flattery Gets U’s Nowhere

NATIONWIDE SOUTH Att : 668 SUTTON UNITED – 0 WEYMOUTH – 3   [Wilkinson 41. Clarke 43. Nade 68] Way way back in the mists of time (well, the end of October to be precise) we made our customary drunken weekend visit to the seaside town of Weymouth. Then, what seems a lifetime ago, Sutton […]

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Rooks Rule Roost Again

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 305 LEWES – 2  Beckford (4). Sigere (90). SUTTON UNITED – 0 One of the darkest moments of a frankly dreadful campaign so far was the 5-1 home defeat to Lewes back in November. 1 down in under 60 seconds, the night got progressively worse from there and Lewis Gonsalves last […]

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Bugger Bognor

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 331 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ah! At last! Finally, after much waiting and a couple of disappointments, we finally get to go to Bognor for the weekend. Taking recent events into account, the crew are understandably well up for this one. Having not had much to […]

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A Tense Atmosphere

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 518 SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Douglas 18. Scarborough 85. Gray 90] CAMBRIDGE CITY – 2   [Booth 73. 86] We’ve not been looking forward to this one much. Cambridge were always going to be one of the front runners this season and despite an indifferent start, were finally starting to […]

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