No Drums Allowed!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 495 SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Akuamouah 16. Cornwall 28] EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 0 Strange. Can anyone tell me quite why all of a sudden, after weeks of sitting about & doing fuck all on Tuesday nights, we’ve suddenly out of the blue been given a midweek game? Admittedly, it’s been […]

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Yabba Dabba Do!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 640 SUTTON UNITED – 4   [Quinton 6. 24. Akuamouah 53. Cornwall 76] ST ALBANS CITY – 0  If you scroll back up a bit, you’ll see that after the disappointing performance down in Basingstoke, I commented “Saturday in Chippenham should be a right laugh!”. Well, it fucking wasn’t. It was […]

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When The Chips Are Down

FA CUP 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND Att : 725 CHIPPENHAM TOWN – 1  [Allison  2] SUTTON UNITED – 0 When the draw was made, being paired with Chippenham received a mixed reaction from the gang. On one hand, it was a bit of a day out on the train, to somewhere we’d never visited before and […]

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Crap Tasting Fags

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 213 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2   [Ray 25. 56] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Let’s be honest, away to Basingstoke is never the first match we look for when the fixtures are released.  It’s not quite a ‘Heybridge’ in that it’s in the middle of nowhere and they kick the shit out […]

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Unhappy Hunting Ground

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 364 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 2   [Hodges 28. Jackman 55] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Castledine 49] When you’re having a good start to the season, the last thing you need to throw a spanner in the works is a visit to a ground where you’ve never won. Oh look, Bishops […]

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Back On The Rocky Road To The Top

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 536 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Gray p14] BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 Having got the expected first defeat out of the way, albeit in slightly disappointing circumstances, the U’s get back to the business of pissing this tinpot league with the visit of old friends Bognor. Still managed by Jack Pearce, […]

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Magpie Murder

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 543 DORCHESTER TOWN – 0  SUTTON UNITED – 5    [Douglas 45. Mackie 71. Akuamouah 77. Gray p79.82] Game number five of the season and at last we get a decent day out!  Sadly, unlike last year, some idiot decided Dorchester should be on a bank holiday Monday thus ruining a […]

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