Nigel Brake, With The Ball, From The Halfway Line

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 1044 SUTTON UNITED – 4  [Vansittart 32. Scarborough 72. Akuamouah 80. Brake 86.] BOBBINS – 1    [OG 1.] With the Borough’s Xmas bragging rights all sewn up after Boxing Days 2-1 win at Coldsore to go with that League Cup win at GGL a month ago, the U’s welcome our rivals […]

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Same Shit, Different Xmas

CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att: 1071 BOBBINS – 1 [Elliot 37.]   SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Watkins 73. Gray p75] For most people, Christmas is all about eating turkey, giving gifts and getting pissed a lot. For us, it means a local derby and a chance to inflict some misery on our dear neighbours from Carshalton. Oh […]

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Mags Mugged

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 466 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Gray p32. Akuamouah 70. Watkins 73.] DORCHESTER TOWN – 2   [Keeler 42.46.] It’s nearly Christmas and that of course means it’s time for company christmas parties to appear on the scene. Problem is, mine was the night before this particular clash and inevitably involved somewhat large […]

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Can They Kick It? You Bet!

SURREY SENIOR CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 100 FARNHAM TOWN – 1    [Hodgson 56.] SUTTON UNITED – 3    [Vansittart 3. Gray p72. Watkins 76.] The U’s stepped away from League action again and headed down to deepest Surrey for this county cup match. It’s our first trip to Farnham’s Memorial Ground, although our hosts […]

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Some Luck In ‘Fruck

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 237 THURROCK – 1    [Poole 72.] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gray 30. Haylock 57.] When things ain’t going well, you need a break. A bit of luck to get you rolling again.  And if you can’t get that against a side you’ve proved a bit of a thorn in the […]

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Bognor Boredom

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 399 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 Having barely recovered from the excesses of the weekend trip down to Weston, ‘London Cock’ and all, it was back out into the cold for more underwhelming football in this midweek clash against another seaside outfit. Bognor was the scene of one […]

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Three More Go West(on)…

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 391 WESTON SUPER MARE – 2    [McGregor 23. McKeever 83.] SUTTON UNITED – 1     [Vansittart 82.] With Christmas looming and the U’s season still to get underway in any form, the only thing keeping us piss heads going is the promise of a couple more seaside weekenders for the […]

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It’s Bloody Cold!

CONFERENCE LEAGUE CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 120 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2    [Smith 13. Cook p83.] SUTTON UNITED – 4    [Akuamouah 45.54. Fear 62. Gray 68.] Back in August, we visited York Road on a slightly warmer evening than this and after going behind early on, looked to be heading for our first win […]

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Football Is For Saturdays

FA TROPHY 2nd ROUND Att: 501 WELLING UNITED – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Akuamouah 12] A couple of weeks ago, we turned in what could technically be called a ‘performance’ at Park View Road as we slipped to another frustrating and completely giftwrapped league defeat. That seems to have spurred them on somewhat […]

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Rook Me We’re Bad…

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 476  SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Scarborough 27. Vansittart 73.88.] LEWES – 5  [Adeniyi 12.64. Moore 31. Newman 67.76.] After the season took another turn for the worse last week at Welling, we welcomed Lewes to GGL for our next league encounter. What was worrying me most was the fact that they’ve not […]

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