Wrong Turn

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 259 HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2   [Robinson 18. Cousins 82] SUTTON UNITED – 2     [Bailey 45p. Nurse 68] Yep, it’s that time of year again. Away to Heybridge. Not exactly the first fixture we look for every summer when the list comes out. But, with our recent upturn in […]

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A Slightly Delayed Kick Off

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 571 KETTERING TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Nurse 43] What a strange one this was! Easily our longest trip this season and our worst nightmare would be a tuesday night run up into Northamptonshire. Naturally, the hosts hung on in the FA Cup a couple of rounds more […]

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‘Stoke Stalemate

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 437 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Bailey 19. Fowler 59] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2  [McCallister 21.62] The U’s made it 6 matches unbeaten on Saturday with this latest home draw, this time against mid-table Basingstoke. Unfortunately, this means that’s now only 2 wins from 11 at GGL and we’re still without […]

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Getting Bizzie…

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 168 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Fowler 17. Bailey 84] METROPOLITAN POLICE – 0 After Saturdays somewhat ‘interesting’ visit to Northwood, we’re back to the real nitty gritty. The big one. The Bryco Cup! (Don’t miss it!). You know, that great competition which involved 2 trips to Chesham following […]

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Welcome To Northwood

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 259 NORTHWOOD – 1     [Moore 79] SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Bailey 6. Gray 45] So far this season it’s been our away form keeping us afloat and after Saturday’s trip to North West London, it looks like it shall continue to do so until we decide to start […]

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For Ducks Sake!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 414 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Hanlan 18. Bailey 53] AYLESBURY UNITED – 2    [Bubb 61. Glynn 80] Despite the pony nature of the season so far for the U’s, we’ve not had too many draws. Obviously JR & the squad had also noticed this and thought they’d tot up […]

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Eagles Swoop

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 518 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Fowler 33] BEDFORD TOWN – 1    [Howarth 81] Normally, going close on 3 weeks during the season without footy would have us climbing the walls like a 5 year old who’s just had his E-number laden can of coke snatched away from him. But […]

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Manly Handshake

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 206 BILLERICAY TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Fowler 12] With the side performing slightly less spectacularly than a troupe of ill-trained gibbons recently, tonights trip to bottom club Billericay isn’t exactly our idea of fun. A win is desperately needed, not only to reverse our awful recent record, […]

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Canary Caning

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 499 SUTTON UNITED – 0 HITCHIN TOWN – 3   [Dillon 19. Parker 35. Williams 89] Wank, shit, pony, crap, bollocks, arse, cack, rubbish, toilet, piss-poor, shambles, joke, disgrace, kharzi, pants, shite, nonsense, toss, mickey mouse. I couldn’t quite decide which term to use to describe today’s debacle against Hitchin, so […]

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