Start Again…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 309 HENDON -0 SUTTON UNITED – 2     [Hodges 8. Gray 90] As if matters couldn’t get any worse after the awful display on Saturday & the Scummers still topping the table, the bastards picked up another spongy 3 points on the Monday to move an inconceivable 6 points clear. […]

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The No Solid Crew

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 513 SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gray 33. Collins 64] FORD UNITED – 3     [Perkins 38. Poole 66. Edwards 80] After the pleasing result of monday & the continuation of the unbeaten run, it was back home & a meeting with Ford United. A side we met early last […]

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Hanlan Hits ‘Em Where It Hurts

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 782 KINGSTONIAN – 1    [Beard 58] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Bailey 57. Hanlan 82] Already having battled like buggery on the park to get our points haul so far, the last thing you need this early in the season is a game that comes into the ‘local derby’ catagory. […]

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Full Time What?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 489 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Bolt 57p] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 0 After the close run thing of Tuesday night, the visit of Grays, who had become the first side in Non-League outside the Conference to declare themselves full-time, was never going to be easy. Another bloody nightmare getting into Sutton […]

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Rocks Tough To Crack

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 552 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Collins 78] BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 At long last, our old friends Bognor have returned to the Premier! And thanks to the wonders of the Ryman steam powered fixtures computer, we get to play them in August. At home. Bastards. And when do we […]

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Tale Of Two Keepers

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION | Att: 393 HAYES -0  SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ahhhh. It’s good to be back! Well, after what was a somewhat strange summer (it was sunny & we didn’t lose a single friendly!) it’s back to the cut and thrust of the Ryman Premier Division and what better to get the excitement going […]

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Last Chance Look-See

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY  Att: N/A BANSTEAD ATH – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Collins 88] Now onto the final rehersal. Sutton, for some reason, took the unusual step of playing a friendly mid-week, with most other sides taking it easy prior to tbe big kick-off on Saturday. Now normally, we’d wonder about the wisdom of […]

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Revenge For ’63! Sort Of…

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 1504 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Collins 70] AFC WIMBLEDON – 0 Bollocks it’s hot. But then again, you’d probably noticed that yourselves eh? Got windows in your house no doubt. And you watch the newsweather and stuff. So quite how 2 teams were expected to put on a football match today […]

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A Tale Of Two Penalties

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A DULWICH HAMLET – 1 [Haughton 61] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Watson 16. Bolt 88p] The U’s return to the scene of their Surrey Cup semi-triumph from last season for what we expect to be probably our toughest test of the pre-season so far. And like that drizzly night a couple […]

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Sutton Top Up Their Tan(ners)

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A LEATHERHEAD – 2 [Ruggles 51. Charles-Smith 85] SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Collins 27. Fowler 33.63p] Next up for the U’s Surrey based pre-season bandwagon? Why Leatherhead of course! A pre-match meet in the Old Bank by Sutton finds Mr Bell his usual jovial self, the greek fella scoffing a bacon […]

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