Bolt To The Rescue. Again

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 273 HENDON – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Fowler 47. Bolt 70] Match Reporter: Gareth Now the style of writing for this report may not be quite the same as you have become so accustomed to over the years as our regular intrepid reporter, Taz, chose not to venture to […]

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What Eight Grand Buys You…

SURREY SENIOR CUP 5TH ROUND Att: 432 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Fowler 29. Bolt 40] BOBBINS – 0 The U’s recovered from their awful performance on Saturday and as required, got the job done against our old muckers from Coldsore Avenue, managed by our number 1 favouritest human being and saddest fattest greyest old man […]

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Stop Start

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 365 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1   [Renner 67] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The U’s returned to action after a 2 week break, forced upon us when our 2 scheduled opponents selfishly decided to play cup matches rather than face us. The big wusses. “Still…..” we thought “…..give the lads a nice […]

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Crispy Duck

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 421 AYLESBURY UNITED – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 4   [Bolt 6.76. Fowler 22. Bailey 60] Sutton racked up a third straight league win and second birdie bashing within 7 days with a 4-0 cruise against a rather poor Aylesbury side who it appears may have had their minds on their […]

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A Swift Double

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 514 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Bolt p38. Fowler 88] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 0 What with last weeks clash with Purfleet falling victim to the weather, and no midweek game, the last 7 days have been a little dull with no football. So, what better way to get back into the […]

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Swanning About…

SURREY SENIOR CUP 4TH ROUND Att: 110 WALTON & HERSHAM – 1 [Edgar 46] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Fowler 28.53. Watson 32] The U’s headed to the familiar surroundings of Stompond lane last night looking to halt their recent run of 4 defeats and keep alive their hopes of some silverware this season. The good […]

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Two Big Twats

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 902 KINGSTONIAN – 2   [Sills 7.19] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Bolt 25] With the U’s now firmly into one of their little ‘slumps’ (one win in the last 6) we’ve come to expect these days and our hopes of silverware now whittled down to just the Surrey Cup, a […]

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Sutton Duck Out…

BRYCO CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 206 AYLESBURY UNITED – 3 [Manuella 45. Ibe 57. Maskell 70] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Watson 6. Bailey 90] Having finally overcome Chesham in the last round, we ended up back in the same part of the country for this *cough* long awaited league cup 3rd round tie. Bit of […]

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‘Ricay At The Double

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 537 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Bailey 84] BILLERICAY TOWN – 2  [Anson 36. Douglas 70] The boys returned to action after the disappointing Trophy exit of last week, with another home game, ironically against the side Havant had put out in the previous round, Billericay. Wandering into the Hood just […]

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Flushed Down the ‘Looville

FA TROPHY 3RD ROUND Att: 645 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watson 82] HAVANT & WATERLOOVILLE – 3 [Howe 25. Haughton 55. Hambley 59] Having wondered all week if the game would actually be on after the snowfall during the week, it all turned out to be something of an anti-climax. The U’s turning in a […]

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