Welcome To 2003!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 279 HARROW BOROUGH – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Corbett 32] After the good run of form before Crimbo, losing 2 of the 4 matches to the weather, the disappointing defeat at Aldershot and the frustrating 0-0 at home to Bedford means we come out of the Xmas period with […]

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Blankety Blank

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 719 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BEDFORD TOWN – 0 After the disappointment of the Boxing Day defeat at Aldershot, it was back to GGL and the visit of mid-table Bedford. A chance to get the recent good run back on track perhaps? Well, we hoped it would! Waltzing into the Hood, […]

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Crap Christmas

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 2564 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 3   [D’Sane 6.83. OG 24] SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Fowler 56.88] If there’s ever a reason NOT to believe in the old, fat bastard in a red suit that kids refer to as ‘Santa Claus’, you just have to watch our lot on Boxing Day. […]

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Chesham’s Matt Finish

BRYCO CUP 2nd ROUND REPLAY Att: 71 CHESHAM UNITED – 2 [Matata 46. Fontonelle 109] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Fowler 55. Corbett 108. Gray 112] Match Reporter: Bob After the ‘burgled’ and ‘bungled’ first attempt to play this fixture and with the hierarchy’s gutless decision to do anything about it, the result is another long […]

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Heady Heights!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 293 HAMPTON & RICHMOND BOROUGH – 1  [Thompson 33] SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Watson 18. Akuamouah 61. Gray 77] Our recent run of matches against struggling sides came to an end on Saturday with the short trip to Hampton. A side with only 2 wins to their name all season, they’ve […]

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Scrap Iron

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 252 BRAINTREE TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Fowler 68] This weeks report is a first here on Gandermonium. No I won’t be leaving out swearing, or tales of mindless drinking. Nope. Much more earth shattering than that. Your author is sad to report that this will be his […]

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‘Stoking The Trophy Flame

FA TROPHY 2ND ROUND Att: 529 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0  SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Fowler 32.75] Oh happy happy joy joy. It’s the FA Trophy again. And a trip to Basingstoke. Hmmmm… We traipsed all the way down there last moth and once more turned in easily our worst performance of the season in a […]

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Thou Shalt Not Pass!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 491 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Bailey 80. Fowler 85] BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1  [Paul 21] Following our scraped win over struggling Boreham Wood on Saturday, another side hanging around the lower reaches rolled into town last night and once again, the U’s won through, but once more the manner of the […]

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Leaving It Late…Again

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 506 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Palmer 25. Bolt 33. Bailey 88] BOREHAM WOOD – 2  [Forrester 9.48] Following on from Tuesdays….*ahem*…….interesting events up in Buckinghamshire, we returned to boring old league action with the visit of Boreham Wood. With all the dodgy weather recently, this one was touch and go, but […]

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We Wuz Robbed. Literally!

BRYCO CUP 2nd ROUND Att: N/A CHESHAM UNITED – 2 [Kandol 35.37] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Abandoned @ HT due to Dressing Room Break In! Just how do you describe this one? A relatively mundane Bryco cup tie turned out to be anything but mundane last night at Chesham, with the match abandoned during […]

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