Budgie Bashing

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 487 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Bolt 21.42. Honey 84] HITCHIN TOWN – 1  [Drew 7] The U’s performance at Hitchin about a month ago was a big disappointment, as it could be described as our first truly arse 90 minutes of what has so far been an encouraging season. Of course, […]

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A Homer? For Us? Too Kind!

FA TROPHY 1ST ROUND Att: 332 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Corbett 35. Bolt 70] HARROW BOROUGH – 1 [McGavin 61] Match Reporter: Chalmers With Dan away “entertaining” a couple of young Austrian ladies this weekend, Chalmers, as I’ve become affectionately known (There’s nothing affectionate about it, it’s your surname you twat – Taz), has been […]

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Remember Remember, The 5th of November

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 412 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Gonsalves 38. OG 76] ST ALBANS CITY – 4   [Smith 9.12.46.  Challinor 90] Missing saturdays Trophy win (why do this lot ALWAYS win when I’m not around? Bastards!) whilst I was doing a rather iffy impression of a tour guide in London coupled with the […]

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Long Slippery Slope?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 367 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1   [McCallister 70] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Until 2 seasons ago, the U’s had a enviable record at Basingstoke. Never having lost at the Camrose. But it all changed on our return to the Ryman. A dreadfully dull encounter which saw the home side nick the […]

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Un-Don(e)

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 437 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Bailey 8. Bolt 32] HENDON – 3  [Forbes 22. Towler 45. Ofori 90] After the rather lacklustre performance at Hitchin on Saturday, another challenge arose with the visit of high flying Hendon to GGL. Now, before I go into the events of this evenings game, […]

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Bloody Budgies

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 445 HITCHIN TOWN – 2   [Fontenelle 36. Ayres 48] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ah, Hitchin. The place where our season began last year. With our first win some 12 games in, towards the end of September. Thankfully, this season has started a tad more pleasingly with the U’s suffering only […]

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Third Time Unlucky?

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND REPLAY Att: 385 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Fowler 29] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2 [Rainford 40. Abrahams 78] Having watched the U’s for some time now, I naturally would find it hard to walk away and stop watching ‘em. But recently, it’s becoming harder and harder to bear attending matches. No, […]

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A Swift Return

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND  Att: 310 HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 1 [Hunter 73] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watson 24] Match Reporter: Bob What could be worse than playing Heybridge away midweek? That’s right having to go back to the sodding place 4 days later in the F.A. cup! Cheers guys. Taz’s reaction to the draw […]

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