What’s A Clean Sheet Again?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 329 GRAYS ATHLETIC – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 0 Hang on hang on. Lets just take a second here so I can get this straight. We’ve played 2 games so far, got 4 points AND kept 2 clean sheets?? Really?? Fuck me! If anyone can come up with a credible explanation […]

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Stick It Up The Beavers

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 543 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Watson 29] HAMPTON & RICHMOND BOROUGH – 0 So, here it is at last. The opening day of the season. Not exactly a day we’ve been waiting for with baited breath if we’re honest! But then again, we’re glad that we’ve been paired with Hampton at […]

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Lessons In Finishing. #145

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt 71] CRYSTAL PALACE XI – 5 [Williams 9.16.28.73. Surrey47] Oooooh bugger. Thats it. The end of this praticising lark. We’ve got to do it for real next week! So what better way to prepare for the start of a brand new season than to invite a […]

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Well Done, You Won One…

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A BOBBINS – 3 [Webb 50.60. Williams 61] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Hanlan 45] So to our penultimate fixture of what has proved to be a slightly….ahem!……’disappointing’ pre-season program. A meeting with the seemingly revitalised scummy tossers from up the road. Oh goody. With the U’s having managed to field a bare […]

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On My Command, Unleash Beer!

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A LEWES – 3  [Dicker. Davis. Green] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The lack of seaside trips in the Ryman Premier helps make the average season rather less interesting. Ok, we have good pissup opportunities in St Albans and Bedford, but there’s nowt like getting trashed by the sea. This makes the pre-season […]

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A Stroll In The Park…

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A TOOTING & MITCHAM UNITED – 2 [Dack. Onochie] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The U’s turned in easily their worst pre-season performance yesterday with this ever so lacklustre run out at the Old Cranleighans hockey club in Thames Ditton. Yes, we’re that fucking sad. What’s it to you? Having had to scramble […]

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Anyone Got Any Players?

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY | Att: N/A CHERTSEY TOWN – 2 [Burton 27. Lewis 62] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Corbett 15. Watson 22. 30] Another day, another pre-season friendly. After the stuttering performance at Molesey on Saturday, we make the trip down to Chertsey’s Alwyns Lane for the latest exciting instalment of what is proving to be a […]

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Only One Way To Deal With A Mole…

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A MOLESEY – 1 [Wright 22] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Watson p51.72] An’ tha’s to blow ‘is bloody ‘ead orf! If you’re familiar with the work of Brummie comedian, Jasper Carrot, you’ll get the headline. If not, never mind. Sutton’s pre-season programme limped into Molesey yesterday for their first really serious game […]

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Broken Brighton Rock

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 0 BRIGHTON & H A – 1 [Melton 51] The U’s pre-season programme continued last night with the second visit of a Nationwide 1st Division side this week with Brighton this time providing the opposition. Ambling into my favourite quiet little eaterie on the High Street (McDonalds!)  I […]

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Out Foxed

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 765 SUTTON UNITED – 0 LEICESTER CITY – 4 [Rogers 42. Oakes p63. Stevenson 68. Dickov 85] After the AFC Wimbledon party last week, it was back to the pre-season norm for the U’s tonight against 1st Division Leicester City. A sparse crowd watching our lot pretty much outclassed against a very […]

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