SURREY SENIOR CUP 4th ROUND Att: 161 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 40. Akuamouah 79] WESTFIELD – 0 After 2 weeks of inaction (and boredom!) the U’s returned to action against Combined Counties side Westfield in the Surrey Senior Cup and with our last performance being that freaky 7-1 gubbing by Grays in the League […]
RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 203 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Haworth 41] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 7 [Thomas 18.58.63. Cooper 47.51. Fletcher 57. Morgan 76] Yes, yes, you read it right. 7-1. So with that, I think we can safely say our involvement in this year’s Ryman League Cup is probably at an end…. Now, […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 570 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Wingfield 16. Haworth p41] BILLERICAY TOWN – 2 [Woolsey 11. Opinel 59] After last weeks annihilation of Harrow, this game was always going to be a bit tougher. Billericay were one of the few sides to impress your incredibly cynical author this season. Their brand of […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 262 HARROW BOROUGH – 1 [Valenti 11] SUTTON UNITED – 6 [Akuamouah 9.50.80. Haworth p46. Wingfield 53. Brown 76] Ahhh, at last. Some bloody football. After the once again almost footy-less Xmas period it was nice to get back into the swing of things with some hardcore Ryman action. And what […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 216 BOREHAM WOOD – 1 [Dixon 39] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Akuamouah 23. OG 57] Merry Xmas and all that nice seasonal stuff. Sorry it’s a bit late, but some twat decided that a 12pm Kick Off on Boxing Day was a good idea. Result? Match postponed, no match report & […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 551 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Akuamouah 1. Palmer 47. Haworth 49] BRAINTREE TOWN – 1 [Simpson 88] After our less than impressive opeing day display at Braintree’s place, we were eager for our lads to restore a bit of pride by giving ‘em a fucking good hiding. “Nah, no chance” we […]
RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 46 THAME UNITED – 1 [Too Foggy to see! 66] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Gray 18. Mison 82. Haworth 89] Picture the scene. The year is 2069 and 95 year old Dan Taylor, trillionaire playboy, shagger of supermodels and El Presidente numero uno owner/manager of 5 time AdidasJiffyCondomsNike Global […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 591 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Boothe 10. Akuamouah 73] BEDFORD TOWN – 2 [Jackman 3. Slinn 38] Why do I do it? Why oh why oh why?? No, not going to watch the U’s (although I do wonder sometimes!). I mean doing shopping at this time of year. Christ on a […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 253 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2 [Cook 41. Channell 46] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 8. Palmer 74] What is it with us and playing against 10 men??? Every time the opposition lose a man, we go to pieces. Yet when WE lose a man (IE – Canvey) we cave in and […]
RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 1st ROUND Att: 205 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Haworth 43.119. Palmer 49. Gonsalves 54. Akuamouah 96] DULWICH HAMLET – 3 [Richards 20. Perkins 53. Allen 78] AFTER EXTRA TIME The Ryman League cup. Not exactly the Champions League is it? No awful operatic ‘anthem’ played at ear shattering volume when the teams […]
