Trophy Hen-Don & Dusted

FA TROPHY 1st ROUND Att: 287 HENDON – 2  [Haule 44. Pickett 90] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Honey 90] Sutton carried on a great recent tradition on Saturday, crashing out of an FA competition without so much as a whimper at fellow Ryman Premier side Hendon. Joining such great defeats such as Dorchester, Weymouth and […]

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The Traffic Bollard

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 494 SUTTON UNITED – 4  [Arkwright 42. Boothe p55. OG 79. Murray 89] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 1  [Parker 49] Oh yes, Colin Wall. What a player. What a muppet… Come on, are Sutton fans the only supporters in the Ryman to have spotted Mr Wall’s ‘talent’?? If you have, you’ll know […]

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Essex. Flippin’ Essex

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 272 PURFLEET – 1  [Etherington 68] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Akuamouah 27] Essex. Flippin’ Essex. Nowadays, it seems like every other week we’re heading round the M25 and through the Dartford Tunnel for a game in Essex. In fact there’s so many bloody teams from the county now in the Ryman […]

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Jumbo Smarties

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 954 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Palmer 65. Haworth 76] ALDERSHOT TOWN – 0 It’s Tuesday night and in a dark alley somewhere in Sutton, two shadowy figures meet. A tall guy in a green top, wearing padded gloves is engaged in a whispered conversation with a shorter gentleman wearing an Amber […]

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Back To Normal

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 582 GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET – 3  [Booth 4.50. Stadhart 21] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Boothe 15] Ahhh it’s good to be back! Whilst the mighty U’s were thrashing the life out of Jewson Wessex League titans Eastleigh in the cup on Saturday, I was getting very pissed, very cheaply at a […]

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Seven & A Half Bags Of Sand

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 402 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Akuamouah 17.28.61 Keevill 35 Haworth 90] EASTLEIGH – 1 [Puckett 51] Match Reporter: Bob Bob’s responsible for this one as muggins here had to attend a family wedding. Ho hum. A quote from Tuesday night as I was nominated/told I was on Match report […]

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Don’t Get Carried Away Now!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 458 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 16. Akuamouah 78] CROYDON – 0 Now, this is good. But it’s also very irritating. After 6 weeks of the season, we’d managed to amass a grand total of 5 points. With tonight’s game, they’ve now got 6 points in 4 days. Bastards. When we […]

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Step Back In Amazement!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 352 HITCHIN TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Arkwright 28. Akuamouah 76] Sigh. When are we going to get a win?? How much longer do we have to wait for three sodding points?? It’s depressing, I can tell you……. Hang on a mo. We DID win!!! We actually bloody played […]

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Please Make It Stop

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 279 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 3  [Davis 8. Sills 32. Gorman p90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 So where do we go now? Ten games, or a quarter of the season played and we’re still awaiting a win. To make matters even worse, this latest pile of cack means we’re now bottom. And […]

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