PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Akuamouah] HAYES – 2 [Couple of blokes] Played @ Merland Rise, Banstead Sutton rounded off their pre-season program with a disappointing defeat against Conference side Hayes in the unfamiliar surroundings of Banstead’s Merland Rise ground today. The U’s side was again what we pretty much expect to […]
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Palmer] CHELSEA XI – 2 [Cole. Alexidze] Don’t you just bloody hate that?? Just as you’re halfway through trying to write up an entertaining (for a friendly anyway!) match report and Mr Gates finest piece of Word Processing software goes tits up and loses the fucking lot. […]
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 1127 Gwynne Berry Testimonial SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Fowler 7] CRYSTAL PALACE – 5 [Kabba. Evans 2. Martini 2] At last, just the 2 seasons after it was originally announced, Gwynne Berry’s testimonial finally comes around. The match was first announced back in pre-season for 1999-2000, but apparently the’Eagles’ had too much […]
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Fowler 55.59] BRISTOL ROVERS – 2 [Ellington 77. Gall 82] Ahhh. Another pre-season Saturday. But one with a difference. It’s hot. Fucking hot. In fact I can’t remember the last time I watched a match in such heat. But then again, due to the alcohol consumed during […]
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A WHYTELEAFE – 1 [Tall Person 82] SUTTON UNITED – 4 [Folwer 15.28. Gray 75. Arkwright 89] After the delights of the 2 opening friendlies against league oppo, we move onto a fixture more becoming of us. Yep, it’s our annual pre-season saunter down to Church Road, Whyteleafe. A game more likely […]
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 1022 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Fowler p42] WIMBLEDON – 3 [Andersen 25. Ardley p60. Gray 80] Christ. A second home friendly in two weeks! And against league opposition no less! This is something of a surprise in these parts as we’re normally lucky if we get 1 home game pre-season these days. […]
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 652 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BRENTFORD – 0 And so beginneth another season! Aren’t we all excited? We all meet up in the Robin Hood for a pre-match pint or two before stumbling down to GGL for the game, and to catch a glimpse of our posh new floodlights. What is […]
FRIENDLY MATCH Att: NA SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Bolt. Haworth. Whitmarsh] CHELSEA XI – 3 [Parkin. Pitt 2] You know the saying that the break between the end and beginning of footy seasons is getting shorter all the time? Well… Actually this was more of a post-season friendly if we’re really […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: ENFIELD – 2 [Eyres 28.43] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 50. Whitmarsh 79] Thank god for that. Another looooong season over and done with. Not that we’ll be looking back on this one with any great affection. The only truly bright spots being Danny Bolt’s 20 goals and both the Scummers […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 63. Bolt 87] MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 0 Sutton made it 3 wins on the trot yesterday with a 2-0 win over struggling Maidenhead. Yes, you read that right. Three wins. In a row. Who’d have thought it a couple of months back eh?? Certainly […]
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