RYMAN FULL MEMBERS CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 110 UXBRIDGE – 2 [Tunnel 5. Clarke 79] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Silly me. Got carried away there for a moment. We go and sign a good solid striker in Rob Haworth to partner Whitmarsh up front and I’m off thinking we can actually start winning games […]
SURREY SENIOR CUP 1st ROUND Att: 206 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Whitmarsh 14] DULWICH HAMLET – 0 Any port in a storm eh? Well, after what seemed like months without a game, the U’s returned to action at home to Dulwich in the first round of the Surrey Cup. A match that was really just […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 520 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt 84] HITCHIN TOWN – 1 [Parker 56] Sorry folks, but this weeks report will be a tadge sketchy as I was only present for the second half. I had a funeral to attend in Manchester and as we came off the M25 onto the A217 […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 781 FARNBOROUGH TOWN – 2 [Piper 24.71] SUTTON – 1 [Boothe 24] Well, here we are. Another New Year with just loads of fun packed Ryman Premier action to keep us amused til May. I don’t think! We were saying before Crimbo that the fixtures in January would make or break […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1064 BOBBINS – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Thompson 30] Well, here it is. The big one. The game that muggins here always seems to have to travel approx 200 miles to witness, only to usually see an pretty crap game of ‘football’. Was this year to be […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 574 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2 [Lee. Parker] Match reporter: Chalmers The last game before Xmas. Tis’ the season to be jolly and all that crap. The geezer who came up with that one can’t have been a U’s fan. There’s been hardly anything jolly about watching […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 477 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1 [Gorman 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Oh goody. Just what you need after 4 weeks without a footy fix. A trip to bloody Basingstoke. Now the place itself is pretty much as described in all the jokes you’ve heard (Librarians etc) and it’s got virtually […]
RYMAN FULL MEMBERS CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 194 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bolt 50.70] CROYDON – 2 [Unknown 35. Garland 72] After Extra-Time. Sutton win 4-3 on penalties. Oh bugger it. I had to open my big gob didn’t I? I comment on never having reported on a penalty shoot out for the site. Obligingly, […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 644 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt 52] FARNBOROUGH TOWN – 0 Report by Chalmers Home games are not the easiest to write about for this site. For away games you don’t just find out about what happened in the game (Do they? First I’ve bloody heard of it! – Taz), you […]
FA TROPHY 1st ROUND Att: 704 WEYMOUTH – 2 [Unknown 30.44] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe 70] Another trip to the seaside for us pissheads to enjoy. Whoopee! Weymouth, the scene of the infamous trolley/cone/ local plod encounter 2 years ago. Oh and beer. Lots and lots of beer. Like last time we decided to […]
