Donny Done

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE  |  Att: 1097 Sutton United – 1     [Watson 20]   Doncaster Rovers – 0 After the mildly pleasing denial of 3 points to the annoyingly smug mob from Kingston on Tuesday evening thanks to Sammy’s late intervention, we follow up this weekend by facing the invasion of ex-League club Doncaster, the side with […]

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Welcome Back To Reality

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE  |  Att: 1422 Sutton United – 2    [Dack 69, Winston 90]  Kingstonian – 2   [O.G.16, O.G. 64] Ah yes, the one we’d been waiting for. The so called ‘local derby’ between ‘big rivals’ K’s and Sutton. Have we bollocks! What complete crap. The only people hyping this one up in that regard were those of […]

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Rushden University of Football, Lesson Number 2 of 3.

FA CUP 4th QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 2552 Rushden & Diamonds – 4 [McElhatton 11,45 Brady 13, Collins 74] Sutton United – 1 [Rowlands 53] So, we travelled to Rushden’s Nene Park stadium knowing that the chances of another good hiding at the hands of the biggest, richest club in all of the Conference was a […]

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Didn’t Wanna Go To Yeovil Anyway…

CONFERENCE LEAGUE CUP 1st ROUND Att: 652 After Extra Time Hereford United – 2   [May 96, 103] Sutton United – 0 The title says it all really. We’ve been to Huish Park already, knicked 3 points and we have absolutely no desire to go back there until (we hope!) next season. Especially as we […]

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A Point! And Runcorn Still Smells…

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 1122 SOUTHPORT – 1  [Elam 73] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Winston 11] Match Reporter: Chalmers Nice long journey up north for a game we thought we had a chance of winning. It’s not that funny! With a dodgy result against Welling we needed to make amends, prove to them and us […]

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U’s Wings Clipped

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 814 SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Dack 6, 8] WELLING UNITED – 3  [Hanlon 4, Bailey 38, Dennis 75] Match Reporter: Chalmers What a crap cup draw. I can imagine it now. Barry Davies standing there trying to be less boring than Graham Kelly, pulls our game out of the hat. “What […]

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I’m A Cider Drinker…

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 2839 Yeovil Town – 1      [Long Haired Bloke 45] Sutton United – 2    [Watson 65, Laker 75] So, having finally got off the mark in the W column just last weekend, Sutton of course won their second Conference game in a row on Saturday with a stunning 2-1 success […]

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About Bloody Time!

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 805 Sutton United – 3   [Watson 25,60  Dack 75] Altrincham – 0 Well. It had to happen eventually didn’t it. Law of averages, stopped clock right twice a day. All that stuff.  The U’s have been in illustrious company recently. Only Newcastle United, Sheffield Wednesday, Oldham Athletic and some one else […]

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Cows Arses Remain Undamaged

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 1326 Kettering Town – 1 [Abrahams 40] Sutton United – 0 In the first few games of this Conference Campaign, one thing above all else has become apparent. Scoring is an proving to be something of an issue. For us that is, not the oppo. They seem to be managing just fine. […]

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Got To Start Somewhere…

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE  |  Att: 1056 Dover Athletic – 1   [Some Geezer 75]  Sutton United – 1   [Winston 79] So it’s off to the South coast we go after our footballing lesson dealt out by Rushden just 48 hours earlier on Saturday. Despite the now officially declared ‘crappy start to the season’, our away support […]

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