Wakey Wakey!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 559 BILLERICAY TOWN – 2   [Essandoh 3. Graham 5] SUTTON UNITED – 0 You’re a Ryman League manager. Your mainly young team has made a promising start to the season and you’re looking to improve the side. What do you do? You replace the excellent 21 year old goalkeeper with […]

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Useless Ford Scrapped

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 463 SUTTON UNITED – 4   [Bolt 29. Watson 58.77. OG 81] FORD UNITED – 1 [Begeda 44] The U’s picked up their 3rd home win from 3 last night with another solid performance bringing a satisfying 4-1 win over Premier Division newcomers, Ford United. Ooooh, could GGL actually be turning […]

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Bargain Bucket

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION – 31/8/2002 Att: 779 CANVEY ISLAND – 1  [Duffy 18] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Bolt 11] With Sutton’s surprisingly decent start to the season still baffling us just a tadge, we headed to Canvey optimistic of nicking something. Which is a stark contrast to last year when we travelled to the […]

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Back On track

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 491 SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Fowler 63. Hodges 69. Watson 77] HARROW BOROUGH – 0 After the somewhat annoying end to Saturday’s encounter, it was important for the U’s to bounce back this bank holiday Monday with a home fixture against early relegation favourites, Harrow Borough. Piling into the Robin […]

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White Linen Suit

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 558 BEDFORD TOWN – 2   [Harrison 65.70] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Fowler 34] Ahh, Bedford away. That’ll be a drink up then? With the promising first couple of games out of the way, we headed north into Bedfordshire hopeful of another decent display and maybe some reward. But all this […]

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What’s A Clean Sheet Again?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 329 GRAYS ATHLETIC – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 0 Hang on hang on. Lets just take a second here so I can get this straight. We’ve played 2 games so far, got 4 points AND kept 2 clean sheets?? Really?? Fuck me! If anyone can come up with a credible explanation […]

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Stick It Up The Beavers

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 543 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Watson 29] HAMPTON & RICHMOND BOROUGH – 0 So, here it is at last. The opening day of the season. Not exactly a day we’ve been waiting for with baited breath if we’re honest! But then again, we’re glad that we’ve been paired with Hampton at […]

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Lessons In Finishing. #145

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt 71] CRYSTAL PALACE XI – 5 [Williams 9.16.28.73. Surrey47] Oooooh bugger. Thats it. The end of this praticising lark. We’ve got to do it for real next week! So what better way to prepare for the start of a brand new season than to invite a […]

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Well Done, You Won One…

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A BOBBINS – 3 [Webb 50.60. Williams 61] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Hanlan 45] So to our penultimate fixture of what has proved to be a slightly….ahem!……’disappointing’ pre-season program. A meeting with the seemingly revitalised scummy tossers from up the road. Oh goody. With the U’s having managed to field a bare […]

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On My Command, Unleash Beer!

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A LEWES – 3  [Dicker. Davis. Green] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The lack of seaside trips in the Ryman Premier helps make the average season rather less interesting. Ok, we have good pissup opportunities in St Albans and Bedford, but there’s nowt like getting trashed by the sea. This makes the pre-season […]

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