A Stroll In The Park…

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A TOOTING & MITCHAM UNITED – 2 [Dack. Onochie] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The U’s turned in easily their worst pre-season performance yesterday with this ever so lacklustre run out at the Old Cranleighans hockey club in Thames Ditton. Yes, we’re that fucking sad. What’s it to you? Having had to scramble […]

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Anyone Got Any Players?

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY | Att: N/A CHERTSEY TOWN – 2 [Burton 27. Lewis 62] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Corbett 15. Watson 22. 30] Another day, another pre-season friendly. After the stuttering performance at Molesey on Saturday, we make the trip down to Chertsey’s Alwyns Lane for the latest exciting instalment of what is proving to be a […]

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Only One Way To Deal With A Mole…

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A MOLESEY – 1 [Wright 22] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Watson p51.72] An’ tha’s to blow ‘is bloody ‘ead orf! If you’re familiar with the work of Brummie comedian, Jasper Carrot, you’ll get the headline. If not, never mind. Sutton’s pre-season programme limped into Molesey yesterday for their first really serious game […]

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Broken Brighton Rock

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 0 BRIGHTON & H A – 1 [Melton 51] The U’s pre-season programme continued last night with the second visit of a Nationwide 1st Division side this week with Brighton this time providing the opposition. Ambling into my favourite quiet little eaterie on the High Street (McDonalds!)  I […]

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Out Foxed

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 765 SUTTON UNITED – 0 LEICESTER CITY – 4 [Rogers 42. Oakes p63. Stevenson 68. Dickov 85] After the AFC Wimbledon party last week, it was back to the pre-season norm for the U’s tonight against 1st Division Leicester City. A sparse crowd watching our lot pretty much outclassed against a very […]

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Slay The Dragon

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 440 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Gray 70. Mison 84] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 2  [Abraham 89. Fiddes 90] Match Reporter: Chalmers Happy St George’s Day! How many people in this country actually celebrate it? (I’ll be honest, I didn’t know a lot about old George before The Sun done a piece on […]

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Tale Of 2 Pens

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 808 CANVEY ISLAND – 1  [Tilson p45] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Haworth 62] Going to Canvey late in the season was always marked down as a tough one. In fact we were kind of hoping that they’d have the title wrapped up before we got anywhere near this little bit of […]

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Red Socks

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 213 ST ALBANS CITY – 2  [Martin 42. Evans 52] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Plans for a report based around a good old fashioned all day drinking binge were cosigned to the bin when St Albans thoughtlessly got themselves suspended from playing a week before our visit after their creditors got […]

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Sarcastic Postcard

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 0 PURFLEET – 0 After the fun of Tuesday night and Eddie’s late equaliser, we’re still no more confident of exactly where the next U’s goal is going to come from. Apparently, the goalless draw with K’s on Easter Monday was our first 0-0 for exactly 2 […]

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He’s Not Kingston Anymore

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 762 KINGSTONIAN – 1  [Sills 43] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Akuamouah 86] Typical, you wait months for your Ryman League designated ‘derby’ fixture and then 2 come along in the space of 8 days. Oooooh the excitement. In fact we’re almost whipped into a frenzy of anticipation for this return fixture […]

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