Taxi To Maldon

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 207 HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2  [Budge 31. Windows 33] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Now the last thing you want when you’re living out the final stages of mid-table mediocrity in a largely disappointing season and haven’t scored for 4.5 games is a trip to deepest Essex and Heybridge bloody Swifts. In […]

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Blank Holiday Monday

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 949 SUTTON UNITED – 0 KINGSTONIAN – 0 The U’s made it 4 and a half games without a goal with their (surprisingly) first 0-0 draw of the season against near neighbours Kingstonian at Gander Green Lane on Monday. Which if you’d asked, we could’ve told you in advance it would […]

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Not An Asian Student

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 271 CHESHAM UNITED – 2  [Andrews 14.50] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The U’s slipped too their third straight defeat yesterday with another lacklustre performance this weekend. It also meant they’ve now gone around 315 minutes since last registering a goal. The only plus point was the appearance of some more of […]

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Shot Our Bolt

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1618 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 1  [Browne 41] SUTTON UNITED – 0 No, not our left footed ex-midfielder silly. Just another baaad pun on my part. But while we’re on the subject of Mr Bolt, I was pleased to hear of his midweek switch to title chasing Canvey. Feels good to be wearing […]

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Che Goal-vara

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 689 SUTTON UNITED – 0 GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET – 1  [Stadhart 30] A real test awaited the U’s this afternoon with the visit of title chasing Gravesend. Back in October, the lads had given a battling performance before going down 3-1 in Kent. With the team arguably in much better shape […]

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Fast Food Failure

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 453 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Wingfield 16. Gray p38] HENDON – 1  [Butler 85] Having recovered from the serious eye strain picked up at Croydon on Saturday, it was nice to get back to GGL and at least be within 20 miles of the pitch. The U’s had met Hendon twice […]

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Hubble Telescope

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 175 CROYDON – 1  [McDonnell 31] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Akuamouah 30. Fowler 64] Oh yes. The highlight of our season so far. The one we’ve all been waiting for. Away to Croydon. If you’ve ever been to Croydon’s ‘Arena’ ground, you’ll know exactly what I mean when I say it […]

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Toot Toot, Season’s Over!

SURREY SENIOR CUP 5th ROUND Att; 247 SUTTON UNITED – 0 TOOTING & MITCHAM UNITED – 3 [Onochie 7. Webb 87. Kane 90] And lo, for the 3rd frigging season running, the U’s nosedive out of the Surrey Senior cup to a team from a division below us. Thus killing stone dead any further interest […]

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Double or Nothing

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 531 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 40. Akuamouah p62] HITCHIN TOWN – 4  [Nolan 14.28. Bremmam 34. Drew 85] Back in September, at the 11th attempt, Sutton finally won their first league match of the season at the expense of Hitchin. So with the U’s now unbeaten in the league since […]

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Toilet Vantage Point

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 159 ENFIELD – 2  [Allen 15. Georgiou 45] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 18. Corbett 81] Enfield has never been a great trip for us. Even right back when I started following the U’s and our encounters in the Conference, you could count on one hand the number of times we’ve […]

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