RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 591 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Boothe 10. Akuamouah 73] BEDFORD TOWN – 2 [Jackman 3. Slinn 38] Why do I do it? Why oh why oh why?? No, not going to watch the U’s (although I do wonder sometimes!). I mean doing shopping at this time of year. Christ on a […]
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A Man Short
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 253 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2 [Cook 41. Channell 46] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 8. Palmer 74] What is it with us and playing against 10 men??? Every time the opposition lose a man, we go to pieces. Yet when WE lose a man (IE – Canvey) we cave in and […]
The Chumpions League
RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 1st ROUND Att: 205 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Haworth 43.119. Palmer 49. Gonsalves 54. Akuamouah 96] DULWICH HAMLET – 3 [Richards 20. Perkins 53. Allen 78] AFTER EXTRA TIME The Ryman League cup. Not exactly the Champions League is it? No awful operatic ‘anthem’ played at ear shattering volume when the teams […]
Morroccan & Rolling
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 574 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [OG 29] CANVEY ISLAND – 4 [Boylan 71. Vaughan 77.79. Knight 88] Now, when you’ve played as badly as the U’s have in the last couple of weeks and hardly managed an effort on goal, the last thing you need is a visit from the team […]
Beaver Bar
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 291 HAMPTON & RICHMOND BOROUGH – 2 [DeLuca 67.78] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Timothy 68] The U’s continuing association with mediocre football continued unchecked at Hampton’s Beveree ground on saturday with another very very toothless display. Foolishly, despite the disgrace of a performance at Hendon last week, Bob & I opted […]
Trophy Hen-Don & Dusted
FA TROPHY 1st ROUND Att: 287 HENDON – 2 [Haule 44. Pickett 90] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Honey 90] Sutton carried on a great recent tradition on Saturday, crashing out of an FA competition without so much as a whimper at fellow Ryman Premier side Hendon. Joining such great defeats such as Dorchester, Weymouth and […]
The Traffic Bollard
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 494 SUTTON UNITED – 4 [Arkwright 42. Boothe p55. OG 79. Murray 89] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 1 [Parker 49] Oh yes, Colin Wall. What a player. What a muppet… Come on, are Sutton fans the only supporters in the Ryman to have spotted Mr Wall’s ‘talent’?? If you have, you’ll know […]
Essex. Flippin’ Essex
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 272 PURFLEET – 1 [Etherington 68] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Akuamouah 27] Essex. Flippin’ Essex. Nowadays, it seems like every other week we’re heading round the M25 and through the Dartford Tunnel for a game in Essex. In fact there’s so many bloody teams from the county now in the Ryman […]
Ministry Of Sound
FA CUP 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 1961 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 3 [Browne 41.49 Payne 44] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ah, the FA Cup! That marvellous old competition which conjours up images and age old stories of pride, passion and will to win all in the name of glory. Except the where the current crop of […]
Jumbo Smarties
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 954 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Palmer 65. Haworth 76] ALDERSHOT TOWN – 0 It’s Tuesday night and in a dark alley somewhere in Sutton, two shadowy figures meet. A tall guy in a green top, wearing padded gloves is engaged in a whispered conversation with a shorter gentleman wearing an Amber […]