NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 601 SUTTON UNITED – 0 DOVER ATHLETIC – 1 [OG 59] Let me explain. You may remember from the K’s Away report my little tirade about the official that day. Mr Joe Ross of Chingford. If I may qoute from that report to sum up my […]
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Shut That Fat Biffer Up
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 805 NORTHWICH VICTORIA – 2 [Cooke 50, Owen 67] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Well, that’s it folks. We’re back in the Ryman. Official. Another under par performance condemned Sutton to the delights of Purfleet, Gravesend, Basingstoke, Hitchin and other wonderful places as Woking shocked champions elect Kiddy, Forest Green snatched a […]
They Only Need 10 Men
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE | Att: 1548 STEVENAGE BOROUGH – 1 [Pearson 86] SUTTON UNITED – 0 So, another game, another defeat. Well, you didn’t expect anything else did you?? We certainly didn’t. With folorn hearts we met at the Friar & Firkin up in the smoke for a pre-travel pint and a bit of a […]
Ryman Return Ever Closer
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 659 SUTTON UNITED – 0 MORCAMBE – 1 [Norman 66] Story of our season really. A poor, narrow defeat in a game where we could easily have taken something and all our relegation rivals winning. We’re really knackered now. 5 games left and we really need 5 wins. Fat chance! We’d got […]
The Aftermath
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 460 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Hutchinson 70] SCARBOROUGH – 2 [Rennison 22, Brodie 39] Match Reporter: Chalmers Not many people were stupid enough to turn up for the aftermath of the Kingston debacle. (See, I wasn’t so bloody stupid after all! – Taz). The lowest crowd this season in the […]
A Night Of Shame
FA TROPHY SEMI-FINAL 2nd Leg Att: 2309 Kingstonian – 6 [Luckett 12, 40, Simba 51, 64, Wingfield 70, Pitcher 85] Sutton United – 0 Fucking hell. Well, where do you start? The match report on K’s Web described this as “The most amazing 90 minutes” in their history. In that case, last night was almost […]
Forest ‘Green’ After This One
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 604 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Hutchinson 38, Watson 36,81] FOREST GREEN ROVERS – 2 [Bennett 27, Hunt 75] They had to go and win it didn’t they? Bastards. Just as we’d resigned ourselves to Ryman league footy next season after the shite dished up at Telford, the U’s came back to […]
Down & Out At The Bucks Head
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 1011 TELFORD UNITED – 2 [Martindale 34p, 69] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Well, where do you start? At the beginning I s’pose. Sutton United all but surrendered their Nationwide Conference status at Telford’s Bucks Head ground on Saturday, turning in quite possibly one of the most toothless performances I can remember […]
Relegation 6-Pointer No 39 In A Series of 42
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 985 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Forrester 78] WOKING – 1 [Steele 85] Blah blah blah relegation 6 pointer blah blah blah must win blah blah blah didn’t. Well you know the story by now. As the title says, we congregated at GGL for yet another game we had to win to […]
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90 Down, 90 To Go
FA TROPHY SEMI-FINAL 1st Leg Att: 2384 Sutton United – 1 [Winston 4] Kingstonian – 1 [Harris 78] Well, we’d waited all week for it and when it arrived, we spent most of it shitting ourselves. We’re a strange bunch eh? I for one wasn’t confident how this one would go. Some felt […]