Gandermonium Film Review – ‘Das Wunder von Bern’

Now, I know what you’re all thinking. Your’re thinking is this some kind of Miracle that could easily relate to the way Bernie Ecclestone has made his fame and fortune over the years, or his bird pulling techniques at the grand age of 82. Or for that matter, how he indeed made his millions, over […]

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The Dead Poets Society of Gandermonium.

So what’s it all about then, eh..? Its, OK you don’t need to be a member. I said to the fella’s (Taz, Frakey & Dukey) a few weeks back, well actually come to think it was the 2nd to last game of the season, that cometh the summer months we should have a little get together […]

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Player news, numero dos…

I know, I know it’s a little late in the day to be updating with news that hit the official site over a week ago, but that’s just how we roll! Better late than never though. So here we are again,  Dos has continued to pull in some further BIG names into the squad for […]

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This is DNHAMO KNIB (Part 2) – Football Abroad

Welcome dear reader, to the second part of our little story about 3 of the old Gandermonium crew finding themselves adrift in a footballing wilderness (not really) before stumbling upon a Ukranian Premier League game to slake their thirst for a match. ANY match.  In the first part, the lads discovered that the ladies of […]

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Gandermonium Film Review – ‘Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait’

So, Duke’s First Movie Review is here. Now when the rumour went around Gandermonium HQ that some of our members were trying to “diversify” the content a bit, the worry was that we were about to begin to make comments on other spheres in life that we really shouldn’t. Like social issues, health & safety regulations […]

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This is DNHAMO KNIB (Part 1) – Football Abroad

Here’s a little story I wrote late in the summer of 2009 after returning from a somewhat arduous trek approximately a third of the way around the planet in a tiny car. It involves me, two other Sutton fans, the city of Kyiv and a trip to the Valeriy Lobanovsky stadium. Oh and the search […]

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2012/13 Season Review – Part 3

“At last!” we hear you cry “It’s the final installment of the Gandermonium season review! Thank fuck for that! It’s lasted almost as long as the bloody season itself……..” Yeah, well you might complain, but there was a fair bit of this season that was worth remembering. Sadly, we’re usually far too drunk at games […]

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Dear Juan, please can you fix it for me…. (Pt 2)

We’re back………just! No no, we didn’t spend the whole ten days in the Portuguese rozzer’s prison cells, for those of you that may have been thinking that! Instead we flew, we saw some sun and we drank..a lot….a hell of a lot! For those of you that follow us on Twitter, may have caught a […]

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2012/13 Season Review – Part 2

So, in Part 1 we left our season hanging in the balance, with the U’s having taken 10 games to get their first victory and staring at the wrong end of the table. Can they improve? Who am I? What time is it? Who are you? Hang on. Why are we telling you all this […]

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2012/13 Season Review – Part 1

Ok, we admit it. We (Gandermonium) weren’t exactly around for the whole of this campaign. But the idiots responsible for it certainly were and between us we’ve seen every SUFC game this season (Dukey himself saw every single one!). So we reckon we’re more than qualified to reflect on the mild frustration and ultimately finishing […]

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