CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 322 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 1 [Williams 30] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Dundas 86] Having somehow managed to extract some much unexpected Christmas cheer in the form or a point at Hampton on Boxing Day, we of course head out to Maidenhead a couple of days later with a little bit […]
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Beavering Away On Boxing Day…
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 585 HAMPTON & RICHMOND BORO – 2 [Godfrey p9. Hodges 45] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haverson 4. Wright 73] With Saturday’s vicious mugging at GGL reported and the local constabulary collaborating with colleagues in Essex to track down the 11 blokes in blue shirts responsible, we fortunately get to head […]
Essex Ram Raiders
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 428 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1 [Pearson 90] Sheesh, almost Christmas already. And what a pain in the arse it is. Have you ever tried to fit in writing up some load of old pony about the exploits of a currently rubbish non-league team amongst all the eating, […]
(Forest Green) Rover & Out
FA TROPHY 1st ROUND ATTENDANCE : 303 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Alimi 7] FOREST GREEN ROVERS – 4 [Fleetwood 27. 90. Stonehouse 75. Giles 87] Having taken two attempts to dispose of Dover in the last round, we were naturally hoping for another slightly ‘easier’ tie next time out to try & see […]
Vale Of Plenty
SURREY SENIOR CUP 3rd ROUND ATTENDANCE : Not Many RAYNES PARK VALE – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Greene p4.46. McBean 75. Dundas 83. Opara 90] Now, I’ve written some fast reports before. And by fast, I mean the velocity at which I was moving when I was tapping away, not the speed with […]
‘Stoke Stumble
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Dundas 58] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2 [Charles 63. 72] Aaand we’re right back where we started. Today is the return fixture of our opening day meeting with Basingstoke, that if we’re honest, kind of set the tone for the rest of the campaign so far. […]
Dover & Out
FA TROPHY 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND REPLAY ATTENDANCE : 314 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Henry 57] DOVER ATHLETIC – 0 So, has anyone checked yet? Does two consecutive draws away from home amount to a run of ‘form’?? In fact, who gives a toss. When you’ve lost 9 straight previously, it bloody well does in our […]
You Don’t Sound Canadian!
FA TROPHY 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND | ATTENDANCE : 721 DOVER ATHLETIC – 1 [Cloke 60] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [McBean 30] Thanks for the nice easy draw guys. Appreciate it. Oh wait, you actually gave us a team pissing their division and on a run of 8 or 9 straight wins didn’t you? Tossers. […]
3-0 & You Fucked It Up!
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 223 HAYES & YEADING UNITED – 3 [Scott 6. p25. Knight 33] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Greene 52. Dundas 73. Haverson 90] You know, I love last minute equalisers. I really do. Probably maybe even just that little bit more than last minute winners. Yes yes, I know you generally get […]
It’ll Make Your Brain(tree) Hurt
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 457 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BRAINTREE TOWN – 3 [Sullivan 10. OG 58. Archer 90] God this is getting boring. It’s bad enough having to watch our lot at the moment, but then having to write up a match report afterwards is just downright masochistic. Like going to the dentist for […]