Flattery Gets U’s Nowhere

NATIONWIDE SOUTH Att : 668 SUTTON UNITED – 0 WEYMOUTH – 3   [Wilkinson 41. Clarke 43. Nade 68] Way way back in the mists of time (well, the end of October to be precise) we made our customary drunken weekend visit to the seaside town of Weymouth. Then, what seems a lifetime ago, Sutton […]

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Rooks Rule Roost Again

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 305 LEWES – 2  Beckford (4). Sigere (90). SUTTON UNITED – 0 One of the darkest moments of a frankly dreadful campaign so far was the 5-1 home defeat to Lewes back in November. 1 down in under 60 seconds, the night got progressively worse from there and Lewis Gonsalves last […]

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Stalemate

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 487 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Gray p89] BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1   [Morison 50] Bishops Stortford. One of those clubs we’ve been knocking heads with for years now, yet in recent years, meetings between the 2 sides have hardly set the world alight. The most common outcome has been a […]

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Bugger Bognor

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 331 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ah! At last! Finally, after much waiting and a couple of disappointments, we finally get to go to Bognor for the weekend. Taking recent events into account, the crew are understandably well up for this one. Having not had much to […]

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A Tense Atmosphere

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 518 SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Douglas 18. Scarborough 85. Gray 90] CAMBRIDGE CITY – 2   [Booth 73. 86] We’ve not been looking forward to this one much. Cambridge were always going to be one of the front runners this season and despite an indifferent start, were finally starting to […]

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Hardly Surprising Really….

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 638 ST ALBANS CITY – 3   [Martin 14. Clarke 21. Marwa 74] Sutton United – 1   [Watson 16] When you’ve won only one of your last 19 competitive matches, the last place you want to go is somewhere like St Albans when they’re sitting second in the table and […]

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And Watson MUST Score! Oh…

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 367 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Gonsalves  17] HISTON – 1   [Nightingale p27] Oh come on now. You can’t be serious. This has got to be some sort of a wind up, surely.  The U’s seemingly never ending run of bad form was extended another 90 minutes last night in […]

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Same Old Story

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 460 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1    [McKay 26] Is anyone else really really fucking bored of this crap yet??? No, I’m not talking about the match reports on here, I’m referring to our teams utter inability to er…..well, to even remotely resemble a football team. Sure, they […]

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Another Take Off Aborted

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 540 FARNBOROUGH TOWN – 2   [Sestanovich 61. Charles 78] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Douglas 59] It’s Saturday blah blah blah, league game, yadda yadda yadda, one win in 16, rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb, playing shit, blah blah blah……you know the drill. Right, that’s that out of the way. Still, today […]

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Yep, False Dawn!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 502 SUTTON UNITED – 0 YEADING – 0 And so it drags on.  Yet another Saturday, yet another depressing waste of 90 minutes. Normally, the visit of a side like Yeading would have us more than likely anticipating 3 points. Especially a Yeading side that has been just as bad as […]

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