CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 513 EASTLEIGH – 2 [Forbes 89. 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Reporter: Mrs Chalmers Unfortunately, a slight cashflow problem and faulty central heating (in a secret Volcano lair, I know, embarrassing right?) at Gandermonium HQ meant I had to give our first ever visit to Eastleigh a miss. This […]
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Less Said The Better
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 628 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Gonsalves 87] LEWES – 5 [Sigere 1. 8. 17. 53. Kennet 40] Look, it’s no use trying to rub some imaginary sleep from your eyes like it was some sort of bad dream or horrible nightmare. I know, ‘cos I’ve tried! It really did […]
Muffed It
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 1703 WEYMOUTH – 3 [Elam 2. Jackson 42. Bounder 90] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watkins 46] It’s the end of October. So that must mean a weekend in Weymouth! Almost exactly 12 months to the day since we last travelled to Dorset for a match at the Wessex, we’re […]
No Drums Allowed!
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 495 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Akuamouah 16. Cornwall 28] EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 0 Strange. Can anyone tell me quite why all of a sudden, after weeks of sitting about & doing fuck all on Tuesday nights, we’ve suddenly out of the blue been given a midweek game? Admittedly, it’s been […]
Yabba Dabba Do!
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 640 SUTTON UNITED – 4 [Quinton 6. 24. Akuamouah 53. Cornwall 76] ST ALBANS CITY – 0 If you scroll back up a bit, you’ll see that after the disappointing performance down in Basingstoke, I commented “Saturday in Chippenham should be a right laugh!”. Well, it fucking wasn’t. It was […]
When The Chips Are Down
FA CUP 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND Att : 725 CHIPPENHAM TOWN – 1 [Allison 2] SUTTON UNITED – 0 When the draw was made, being paired with Chippenham received a mixed reaction from the gang. On one hand, it was a bit of a day out on the train, to somewhere we’d never visited before and […]
Crap Tasting Fags
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 213 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2 [Ray 25. 56] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Let’s be honest, away to Basingstoke is never the first match we look for when the fixtures are released. It’s not quite a ‘Heybridge’ in that it’s in the middle of nowhere and they kick the shit out […]
Mind That Banana Skin
FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND Att : 420 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Cornwall 20. Castledine 56] MALDON TOWN – 0 Ah! It’s that time of year again. The start of our annual FA Cup adventure. And, on a couple of occasions in recent years, the end of our FA Cup adventure as well. Our […]
Unhappy Hunting Ground
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 364 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 2 [Hodges 28. Jackman 55] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Castledine 49] When you’re having a good start to the season, the last thing you need to throw a spanner in the works is a visit to a ground where you’ve never won. Oh look, Bishops […]
Back On The Rocky Road To The Top
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 536 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Gray p14] BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 Having got the expected first defeat out of the way, albeit in slightly disappointing circumstances, the U’s get back to the business of pissing this tinpot league with the visit of old friends Bognor. Still managed by Jack Pearce, […]