RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 148 FORD UNITED – 2 [Allen 53. Poole p88] SUTTON UNITED – 4 [Bailey 17.77 J-Nurse 56. Gray 87] Match Reporter: Chalmers With Dan missing this game with some feeble excuse about some work piss up in Central London (yes, that place twenty minutes away on the […]
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It’s So Threesy!
SURREY SENIOR CUP 5th ROUND Att: 529 KINGSTONIAN – 1 [Browne 75] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Akuamouah 18. Bailey 27. Nurse 76] The U’s rolled into Kingsmeadow last night on the latest leg of their ‘Score 3 and bugger off’ tour (Anyone from a big mobile phone company reading?? Marketing opportunity ahoy!) and […]
It’s A Chavesty
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 312 BRAINTREE TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Bailey 8. 51p. C.Nurse 63] The home game with Braintree provided another of those dark moments from earlier in the season, with a 2-1 defeat at GGL. If the chance to avenge that result wasn’t sufficient motivation to take the […]
Harrow! Goodbye!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 412 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Fowler 24. Nurse 51. Gray 84] HARROW BOROUGH – 0 Yes! I have returned! Having had a week off reporting duties to go & get drunk wandering around the pubs of Dublin with a Cheerleader on each arm (don’t ask…..), it’s back to my […]
Borg-er Off Urchins!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 547 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [J.Nurse 28.72. Bailey 61p] HORNCHURCH – 1 [Douglas 41] Match Reporter: Gareth I don’t like George Borg. Never have done, never will do. In my humble opinion, the man is a Grade A twat. And, once again, he proved that despite his […]
Fantasy Island
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 727 CANVEY ISLAND – 1 [OG 47] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Jinadu 43. Bailey 57p. J.Nurse 88] The last couple of weeks have been a bit ropey for the U’s. Losing a long unbeaten record at Bedford, then an awful defeat at home to Maidenhead, the captain & prized midfielder having […]
World Of Adventures
SURREY SENIOR CUP 4th Round Att: 149 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Quinton 18] CHESSINGTON & HOOK UNITED – 0 You’d think that having comfortably seeing off the pesky Bobbins in the last round without hardly breaking sweat, meeting a middling CCL team in the next round would mean we’ll be breezing into the semis. […]
Haunted By Haworth
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 491 SUTTON UNITED – 0 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 3 [Haworth 60. Hammond 80. Flack 81] After Tuesday nights draw, we were somewhat disappointed we’d not managed to return to winning ways against Billericay. But the match itself was somewhat overshadowed by other events. We’re almost certainly going to be missing […]
Back To Square One
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 449 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Quinton 28] BILLERICAY TOWN – 1 [Hockton 55] Way back in October, we made the trip to Essex looking for a vital win against a side also struggling for results. That night, Matt Fowlers goal gave us the 3 vital points we needed. And […]
All Good Things Must End
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 458 BEDFORD TOWN – 2 [Dillon 2. 62] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bailey 45] We’ve been waiting a while for this one. With our last 2 visits to Bedford turning into 2 classically top days out with drunken sillyness in abundance, we were quite looking forwards to making this […]