Net Curtains

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 567 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Watson 19] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1   [Ewin 76] After last weeks disappointing defeat, we faced another top 5 side, in the shape of Basingstoke, hoping to keep alive our own chances of a top 5, maybe even (fingers crossed!) a top 3 finish?? Sadly […]

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Liberia’s National Defecit

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 401 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Bolt 68p] PURFLEET – 1   [Akurang 21p] The trip to Purfleet back in mid-September and the subsequent brilliant 2-0 win was probably where most of us actually realised “Hang on a mo! We could actually have a good season here!!”. Since then a lot […]

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It’s That Man Again!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 533 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Watson 49. Bolt 86] ENFIELD – 1   [Blokie 81] Games against Enfield are always a pain. None more so in recent years with their sad decline seeing them now a regular feature towards the bottom of the Ryman Premier. Of course, you’d expect this […]

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Modern Art Is Wank

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 273 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Hodges 33. Watson 51] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 0 The U’s finally got to exorcise the ghost of the last meeting between the two sides from the tail end of last season. Where an erratic U’s side battled to a 2-0 lead over a side that […]

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Bolt To The Rescue. Again

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 273 HENDON – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Fowler 47. Bolt 70] Match Reporter: Gareth Now the style of writing for this report may not be quite the same as you have become so accustomed to over the years as our regular intrepid reporter, Taz, chose not to venture to […]

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What Eight Grand Buys You…

SURREY SENIOR CUP 5TH ROUND Att: 432 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Fowler 29. Bolt 40] BOBBINS – 0 The U’s recovered from their awful performance on Saturday and as required, got the job done against our old muckers from Coldsore Avenue, managed by our number 1 favouritest human being and saddest fattest greyest old man […]

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Stop Start

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 365 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1   [Renner 67] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The U’s returned to action after a 2 week break, forced upon us when our 2 scheduled opponents selfishly decided to play cup matches rather than face us. The big wusses. “Still…..” we thought “…..give the lads a nice […]

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Crispy Duck

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 421 AYLESBURY UNITED – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 4   [Bolt 6.76. Fowler 22. Bailey 60] Sutton racked up a third straight league win and second birdie bashing within 7 days with a 4-0 cruise against a rather poor Aylesbury side who it appears may have had their minds on their […]

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A Swift Double

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 514 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Bolt p38. Fowler 88] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 0 What with last weeks clash with Purfleet falling victim to the weather, and no midweek game, the last 7 days have been a little dull with no football. So, what better way to get back into the […]

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