RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 293 HAMPTON & RICHMOND BOROUGH – 1 [Thompson 33] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Watson 18. Akuamouah 61. Gray 77] Our recent run of matches against struggling sides came to an end on Saturday with the short trip to Hampton. A side with only 2 wins to their name all season, they’ve […]
Scrap Iron
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 252 BRAINTREE TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Fowler 68] This weeks report is a first here on Gandermonium. No I won’t be leaving out swearing, or tales of mindless drinking. Nope. Much more earth shattering than that. Your author is sad to report that this will be his […]
‘Stoking The Trophy Flame
FA TROPHY 2ND ROUND Att: 529 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Fowler 32.75] Oh happy happy joy joy. It’s the FA Trophy again. And a trip to Basingstoke. Hmmmm… We traipsed all the way down there last moth and once more turned in easily our worst performance of the season in a […]
Thou Shalt Not Pass!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 491 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bailey 80. Fowler 85] BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1 [Paul 21] Following our scraped win over struggling Boreham Wood on Saturday, another side hanging around the lower reaches rolled into town last night and once again, the U’s won through, but once more the manner of the […]
Leaving It Late…Again
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 506 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Palmer 25. Bolt 33. Bailey 88] BOREHAM WOOD – 2 [Forrester 9.48] Following on from Tuesdays….*ahem*…….interesting events up in Buckinghamshire, we returned to boring old league action with the visit of Boreham Wood. With all the dodgy weather recently, this one was touch and go, but […]
We Wuz Robbed. Literally!
BRYCO CUP 2nd ROUND Att: N/A CHESHAM UNITED – 2 [Kandol 35.37] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Abandoned @ HT due to Dressing Room Break In! Just how do you describe this one? A relatively mundane Bryco cup tie turned out to be anything but mundane last night at Chesham, with the match abandoned during […]
Budgie Bashing
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 487 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Bolt 21.42. Honey 84] HITCHIN TOWN – 1 [Drew 7] The U’s performance at Hitchin about a month ago was a big disappointment, as it could be described as our first truly arse 90 minutes of what has so far been an encouraging season. Of course, […]
A Homer? For Us? Too Kind!
FA TROPHY 1ST ROUND Att: 332 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Corbett 35. Bolt 70] HARROW BOROUGH – 1 [McGavin 61] Match Reporter: Chalmers With Dan away “entertaining” a couple of young Austrian ladies this weekend, Chalmers, as I’ve become affectionately known (There’s nothing affectionate about it, it’s your surname you twat – Taz), has been […]
A Rarity!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 101 ENFIELD – 1 [Armstrong 25] SUTTON UNITED – 4 [Gonsalves 23. Corbett 45. Bolt p60. Watson 77] The U’s bounced back from their disappointing home defeat to St Albans with a 4-1 away win at Enfield. An unusual event in itself as we rarely get sod all against our old […]
Remember Remember, The 5th of November
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 412 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Gonsalves 38. OG 76] ST ALBANS CITY – 4 [Smith 9.12.46. Challinor 90] Missing saturdays Trophy win (why do this lot ALWAYS win when I’m not around? Bastards!) whilst I was doing a rather iffy impression of a tour guide in London coupled with the […]