A Homer? For Us? Too Kind!

FA TROPHY 1ST ROUND Att: 332 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Corbett 35. Bolt 70] HARROW BOROUGH – 1 [McGavin 61] Match Reporter: Chalmers With Dan away “entertaining” a couple of young Austrian ladies this weekend, Chalmers, as I’ve become affectionately known (There’s nothing affectionate about it, it’s your surname you twat – Taz), has been […]

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A Rarity!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 101 ENFIELD – 1  [Armstrong 25] SUTTON UNITED – 4  [Gonsalves 23. Corbett 45. Bolt p60. Watson 77] The U’s bounced back from their disappointing home defeat to St Albans with a 4-1 away win at Enfield. An unusual event in itself as we rarely get sod all against our old […]

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Remember Remember, The 5th of November

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 412 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Gonsalves 38. OG 76] ST ALBANS CITY – 4   [Smith 9.12.46.  Challinor 90] Missing saturdays Trophy win (why do this lot ALWAYS win when I’m not around? Bastards!) whilst I was doing a rather iffy impression of a tour guide in London coupled with the […]

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Long Slippery Slope?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 367 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1   [McCallister 70] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Until 2 seasons ago, the U’s had a enviable record at Basingstoke. Never having lost at the Camrose. But it all changed on our return to the Ryman. A dreadfully dull encounter which saw the home side nick the […]

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Un-Don(e)

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 437 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Bailey 8. Bolt 32] HENDON – 3  [Forbes 22. Towler 45. Ofori 90] After the rather lacklustre performance at Hitchin on Saturday, another challenge arose with the visit of high flying Hendon to GGL. Now, before I go into the events of this evenings game, […]

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Bloody Budgies

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 445 HITCHIN TOWN – 2   [Fontenelle 36. Ayres 48] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ah, Hitchin. The place where our season began last year. With our first win some 12 games in, towards the end of September. Thankfully, this season has started a tad more pleasingly with the U’s suffering only […]

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Last Gasp

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 394 HAYES – 2  [Warner 9. Hodges 24] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Bailey 68. Folwer 90] Following on from tuesday’s FA Cup exit, todays trip to in form Hayes would be a toughie. Unbeaten in their last 5 matches, including a 3-0 thumping of early title challengers, St Albans told us […]

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Third Time Unlucky?

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND REPLAY Att: 385 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Fowler 29] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2 [Rainford 40. Abrahams 78] Having watched the U’s for some time now, I naturally would find it hard to walk away and stop watching ‘em. But recently, it’s becoming harder and harder to bear attending matches. No, […]

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A Swift Return

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND  Att: 310 HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 1 [Hunter 73] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watson 24] Match Reporter: Bob What could be worse than playing Heybridge away midweek? That’s right having to go back to the sodding place 4 days later in the F.A. cup! Cheers guys. Taz’s reaction to the draw […]

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A Swift Response

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 208 HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 1   [Culverhouse 44] SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Bolt 45. Fowler 65. Bailey 89] The U’s headed out to the wilds of Essex last night for the first instalment of this double header against those purveyors of quality football and sportsmanship, Heybridge Swifts. And won. Again. […]

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