Toilet Vantage Point

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 159 ENFIELD – 2  [Allen 15. Georgiou 45] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 18. Corbett 81] Enfield has never been a great trip for us. Even right back when I started following the U’s and our encounters in the Conference, you could count on one hand the number of times we’ve […]

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We’ve Come A Long Way

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 557 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Wingfield 46. Corbett 84] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1  [Eaton 6] The away game at Basingstoke was defiantely one of the lowest points of the 1st half of the season. A pathetic 3-0 defeat which left us propping up the table. Thankfully, our first win was obtained […]

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Home Game Hangover

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 498 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Timothy 83. Mison 84] MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 1  [Saunders 40] Feeling somewhat fragile after the previous evenings brave yet fruitless attempt to sample every single beer on offer at the Battersea Festival, yours truly was a tadge glad that today was a home game. No getting […]

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One Lost Brolly

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 480 BEDFORD TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Corbett 52] Ah, at last. We finally get to visit a town that has more than 1 pub. After the cancelled St Albans fixture, we were all looking longingly towards this match. And more importantly, the several drinking holes we could visit […]

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Go West(field)…

SURREY SENIOR CUP 4th ROUND Att: 161 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 40. Akuamouah 79] WESTFIELD – 0 After 2 weeks of inaction (and boredom!) the U’s returned to action against Combined Counties side Westfield in the Surrey Senior Cup and with our last performance being that freaky 7-1 gubbing by Grays in the League […]

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Unlucky Seven

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 203 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Haworth 41] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 7 [Thomas 18.58.63. Cooper 47.51. Fletcher 57. Morgan 76] Yes, yes, you read it right. 7-1. So with that, I think we can safely say our involvement in this year’s Ryman League Cup is probably at an end…. Now, […]

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Not So Rosy For ‘Ricay

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 570 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Wingfield 16. Haworth p41] BILLERICAY TOWN – 2  [Woolsey 11. Opinel 59] After last weeks annihilation of Harrow, this game was always going to be a bit tougher. Billericay were one of the few sides to impress your incredibly cynical author this season. Their brand of […]

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Six Of The Best

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 262 HARROW BOROUGH – 1  [Valenti 11] SUTTON UNITED – 6  [Akuamouah 9.50.80. Haworth p46. Wingfield 53. Brown 76] Ahhh, at last. Some bloody football. After the once again almost footy-less Xmas period it was nice to get back into the swing of things with some hardcore Ryman action. And what […]

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Tis The Season To Be Jolly

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 216 BOREHAM WOOD – 1  [Dixon 39] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Akuamouah 23. OG 57] Merry Xmas and all that nice seasonal stuff. Sorry it’s a bit late, but some twat decided that a 12pm Kick Off on Boxing Day was a good idea. Result? Match postponed, no match report & […]

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An Early Xmas Present

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 551 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Akuamouah 1. Palmer 47. Haworth 49] BRAINTREE TOWN – 1  [Simpson 88] After our less than impressive opeing day display at Braintree’s place, we were eager for our lads to restore a bit of pride by giving ‘em a fucking good hiding. “Nah, no chance” we […]

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