PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Fowler 55.59] BRISTOL ROVERS – 2 [Ellington 77. Gall 82] Ahhh. Another pre-season Saturday. But one with a difference. It’s hot. Fucking hot. In fact I can’t remember the last time I watched a match in such heat. But then again, due to the alcohol consumed during […]
Falling ‘Leafe
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A WHYTELEAFE – 1 [Tall Person 82] SUTTON UNITED – 4 [Folwer 15.28. Gray 75. Arkwright 89] After the delights of the 2 opening friendlies against league oppo, we move onto a fixture more becoming of us. Yep, it’s our annual pre-season saunter down to Church Road, Whyteleafe. A game more likely […]
Fortune Cookie
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 1022 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Fowler p42] WIMBLEDON – 3 [Andersen 25. Ardley p60. Gray 80] Christ. A second home friendly in two weeks! And against league opposition no less! This is something of a surprise in these parts as we’re normally lucky if we get 1 home game pre-season these days. […]
Beginning Again
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 652 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BRENTFORD – 0 And so beginneth another season! Aren’t we all excited? We all meet up in the Robin Hood for a pre-match pint or two before stumbling down to GGL for the game, and to catch a glimpse of our posh new floodlights. What is […]
Only 59 Days To The Start Of The Season
FRIENDLY MATCH Att: NA SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Bolt. Haworth. Whitmarsh] CHELSEA XI – 3 [Parkin. Pitt 2] You know the saying that the break between the end and beginning of footy seasons is getting shorter all the time? Well… Actually this was more of a post-season friendly if we’re really […]
Thank Christ That’s Over
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: ENFIELD – 2 [Eyres 28.43] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 50. Whitmarsh 79] Thank god for that. Another looooong season over and done with. Not that we’ll be looking back on this one with any great affection. The only truly bright spots being Danny Bolt’s 20 goals and both the Scummers […]
Blobby, Donald, Your Boys Took A Hell Of A Beating!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 63. Bolt 87] MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 0 Sutton made it 3 wins on the trot yesterday with a 2-0 win over struggling Maidenhead. Yes, you read that right. Three wins. In a row. Who’d have thought it a couple of months back eh?? Certainly […]
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Nurse! The Screens…
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 385 SUTTON UNITED – 4 [McCormack 25. Palmer 50. Baker 55. Boothe 77] ST ALBANS CITY – 2 [Andrews 30. Pratt 66] Bloody hell. Not only does this win at home gives us two consecutive victories for the first time in donkeys, it gives us our second ‘double’ of the season. […]
Naughty Hand Signals Can Get You Sent Off
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 306 CHESHAM UNITED – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Haworth 50. Whitmarsh 60. Gray 90] Bob and I headed into the picturesque Chess Valley for the U’s penultimate away game against Chesham. Not exactly brimming with confidence after the quite quite horrendous abortion that passed for a ‘performance’ on […]
Baked Goods
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 389 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe 65] BILLERICAY TOWN – 4 [Baker 13.36. OG 44. Gentle 47] With our somewhat arse form since the turn of the year, we’d always had this one down as a big opportunity for the boys from Essex to give us a good hiding in return […]