Look, we’re going to persevere with this “Hey look at us, we can read! We’re dead clever and fings!” thing, so you may as well just pipe down and get used to it. Who knows, you might even learn something! Although the thought of us providing anything of educational value other than new swearwords, where’s […]
The Petersfield Chip Shop Disaster
“In all my 73 years, I’ve never been refused entry into a pub!” These were the words uttered by Indiana Jones’ father (aka Sean Connery’s stunt double) late on Saturday evening. And what a day that turned out to be, so why don’t we get started and begin were all our good tales usually kick […]
Double Vera and Tonic Please
“There’ll be bluebirds over, The white cliffs of Dover” And I always thought that the bluebird was not indigenous to our fair young island? But who am I to disagree with a singer that is now synonymous with a cigarette paper used for roll-ups, or is that a drink made from Juniper Berries I wonder? Fuck knows. Anyway […]
That which starts sweet, ends bitter & that which starts bitter, ends sweet
This update is sponsored by Paddy Power & Spencer Days accountant. So this week in the world of Juan has been a rather ‘topsy turvy’ one to say the least. Let’s start by turning back the clocks to last Friday afternoon. Time approximately 16:30 HRS, location Board Room. What happened next, I can only describe […]
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Revolving Door – Player News.
Some of you may have read from the official website (following the Tonbridge game) that Moses has been released to find 1st team football, which I guess is fair enough. A player of his age and ability wouldn’t want to be sitting on the bench week in week out. So with the departure of Moses, we […]
Who are Tud-Binge Angles?
“This geezer was special, I mean REAL special. He was thick as shit in a bottle, he even made two short planks look like a fuckin’ computer.” What is he talking about? I hear you say, well I hope its you talking to me or otherwise not only am I talking to myself I’ve even began […]
Stand & Deliver
Same place, different face. So after missing the Concord game on Bank Holiday Monday, cause ‘er in doors wanted to spend some quality time up Town, I’m back to cover our next home featured presentation so the Duke can relax and do what he does best. Drink and bellow out his trademark saying of “Justice” […]
Diagrams of Diaphragms
Have you ever had a doughnut burger? All you have to do is start with your typical bacon cheeseburger and change the standard burger bun for a glazed doughnut, slice it in half, flip it around and slightly toast it and there we have it, obesity in America. Mmmm. Buuuurger. Anyway, welcome Ladies & Gentleman on […]
Bishops Move
So this Saturday, our home campaign continues, with the first Bank Holiday fixture, we welcome back to Gander Green Lane Bishops Stortford. So we hope that Tuesday night’s current play continues this rainy Saturday afternoon. For those of you that couldn’t make the mid-week fixture, well you missed a banger and a goal fest! We […]
Grass Staines
So here we go! Here we go, here we go! The time has come for our first mid-week home fixture, than none other than the mighty Staines on Thames. Well, it better be a more interesting display of football than that on show at Eastleigh, on Saturday just gone I can tell ya! I mean […]