A Fortune Up In Smoke

CONFERENCE SOUTH  |  Att: 346 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 1  [Flukey 88]  SUTTON UNITED – 1   [McBean 57] Game number 41 in a mostly incredibly bollocks series of 42. Oh joy. To make matters worse, this evenings trip to Bognor really should have been on the following Saturday this season, but thanks to the wonderful organisational […]

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A Nasty Stain In The Bath

CONFERENCE SOUTH  | Att: 747 BATH CITY – 2   [Foley 12. Walsh 65]  SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Dundas 7. McBean 24. 42] Three to go. With relegation confirmed, there’s little to really keep us interested in what remains of this season, apart from the struggles of our dear friends and neighbours at Colston Avenue, […]

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Not A Wing Or A Prayer

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 456 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Dundas 13] WELLING UNITED – 2   [Ryan 25. Smith 67] With our stay in the Conference South now officially over, we’re left with 4 games to endure that really mean nothing. And when you consider how we’ve performed when the games HAVE meant something, we’re […]

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Jimmy and the Big ‘R’

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 652 HAVANT & WATERLOOVILLE – 2   [Nightingale 45. McCallum 57] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Well, it looks like that un-named club official wasn’t wrong, as come Sunday lunchtime following the Fisher defeat the texts start flying. It seems that Ernie has indeed parted company with the club following the previous day’s […]

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Down but not Down…

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 471 SUTTON UNITED – 0 FISHER ATHLETIC – 2   [Batt 13. Tomlin 30] Well, this is it. After today, it should be all over. No, sadly I’m not talking about the end of the season, but rather the end of our stay in the Conference South. Yep, after today’s no doubt […]

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Won’t Be Long Now….

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 471 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 3  [Higgins 14. Edwards 39. Edwards 60] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Goodchild 76] Dunno about you, but I had a cracking Saturday afternoon. There I was, at home, confined to my sofa, doubled up with flu feeling shit under my duvet with a big mug of lemsip. […]

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More Bad U’s

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 490 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [El-Salahi 85] EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 5  [Ramsay 4. Atkin 39. 67. Armstrong 46. Ballard 67] We’re fast counting down the games now until this wretched season is over and we can just consign it to the dustbin of history and get on with the task of […]

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Iron Supplement Woes

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 494 BRAINTREE TOWN – 1   [Bloke p49] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Right, With last weeks almost abject surrender and the realisation that our Conference South place is now all but lost, you can imagine an already tired and dejected support finding it hard to lift itself for fixtures such as this. […]

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Anne Frank’s Diary

SURREY SENIOR CUP 5th ROUND Att: 279 WOKING – 3   [Sole 13. Morgan 56. Norville 88] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Johnson 39] I’ll be honest with you dear reader, the match reports have been a real pain in the arse this season. What with the dreadful stuff served up on the pitch most […]

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The Lingering Odour of Peach Schnapps….

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 485 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 2    [Pearson 32. Knee 50] Right, so we had to get 3 points at Dorch on saturday & fucked it up. So I guess we even more ‘have to’ get 3 points at home against Bognor today to make up for it. […]

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