CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 494 BRAINTREE TOWN – 1 [Bloke p49] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Right, With last weeks almost abject surrender and the realisation that our Conference South place is now all but lost, you can imagine an already tired and dejected support finding it hard to lift itself for fixtures such as this. […]
Anne Frank’s Diary
SURREY SENIOR CUP 5th ROUND Att: 279 WOKING – 3 [Sole 13. Morgan 56. Norville 88] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Johnson 39] I’ll be honest with you dear reader, the match reports have been a real pain in the arse this season. What with the dreadful stuff served up on the pitch most […]
The Lingering Odour of Peach Schnapps….
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 485 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 2 [Pearson 32. Knee 50] Right, so we had to get 3 points at Dorch on saturday & fucked it up. So I guess we even more ‘have to’ get 3 points at home against Bognor today to make up for it. […]
Harry’s Mules
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 439 DORCHESTER TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 0 So, this is it then. The biggie. A massive 6 pointer down in Dorset, that should we win, could go a long way towards us perhaps doing the previously unthinkable and maybe saving our worthless hides from the drop. Oh and there’s the […]
Blonde Cardboard Cut-Out
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 455 SUTTON UNITED – 0 EASTLEIGH – 0 Strange how things come full circle eh? Back in September we went down to Eastleigh with 2 points to our name and expecting nothing other than a fucking good hiding. Somehow though, we managed to survive a utterly crap 1st half to lead at […]
Not Quite Anfield
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 485 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Dundas p42] HAVANT & WATERLOOVILLE – 3 [Taggart 9. Baptiste p20. Elphick 47] So, here we are. Middle of February, still bottom and our last Tuesday evening home game is about to be played out. Which means the season’s nearly over. Woo hoo! I can’t […]
Sutton’s Resolve Steffans?
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 436 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Ball 12] THURROCK – 0 I’m tired of all this. Can we just take our total of 15 points, work out our average points gained so far (it won’t be a lot, let’s face it), apply that to the remaining dozen games or so we have […]
Closer To The Edge
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 648 BROMLEY – 1 [Williams 42] SUTTON UNITED – 0 It’s not good. Not good at all. The brief upsurge in confidence we had around the New Year has now pretty much evaporated, what with the return to our early season defensive form at home to Bath and at Fisher. Add […]
Leek Eating Lockdown
CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att: 609 SUTTON UNITED – 0 NEWPORT COUNTY – 1 [Bowen p41] Another week, another 90 minutes battling to try & get something from a game that’ll aid us in what is our now increasingly futile looking quest to retain our Conference South status this season. The cause isn’t being helped […]
Sleeping Or Laughing?
SURREY SENIOR CUP 4th ROUND Att: 149 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [R.Hughes p103. Ottaway 114. 119] METROPOLITAN POLICE – 0 After Extra-Time It’s another brief break from the horrors of Conference South life tonight, as the excitement and fervour of the Surrey Senior Cup returns to enlighten our lives. Oh who am I kidding? […]