CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 465 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Arkali 64.] When the fixtures were initially announced, there was no small disappointment amongst the crew when it was discovered that this seasons trip to Bognor would be a Tuesday night. But that disappointment was tempered slightly with the trip to […]
Magpie Malarkey
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 556 DORCHESTER TOWN – 2 [Groves 35. Ugarte 39.] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Watkins 76. Akuamouah 83.] Ah! At last. A proper seaside trip! The week before was a little hectic for the crew as a mini-bus was located and B&B’s were sorted. But for a change, yours truly wasn’t […]
A Kick In The Thurrocks
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 506 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watkins 60.] THURROCK – 2 [Lee 63.76.] Monday’s amazing win in Newport has given us all a renewed sense of hope that this season could be about to turn in our favour. We really should know better than that by now. Next up is the […]
Wheretoisthat?
NEWPORT COUNTY – 2 [Coates 18. Moralee 22.] SUTTON UNITED – 4 [Martin 8. Fear 42. Gonsalves 45. Watkins 46.] CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att: 1080 After the promising performance saturday against Hornchurch, fears of getting a spanking here, as predicted by most of us in the ‘predict the score and win points’ game (copyright: Nick the […]
Urchins On Top
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 553 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Martin 14.] HORNCHURCH – 2 [Jackson 4. Elam 59.] Four games, no wins and some rather poor footy has hardly marked down the start of the 2004-2005 season as one that will live long in the memory. When you’re struggling for points and a bit […]
Have We Started Yet?
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 474 SUTTON UNITED – 0 EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 0 So, are we having fun yet? Are we bollocks. Tonight we receive the visit of the only side in the Nationwide South yet to get a point on the board. Eastbourne Borough. But don’t you worry retired seaside people, the way we’re playing […]
How Times Change!
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 433 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1 [Whiddett 44.] SUTTON UNITED – 0 It seems so long ago that we were last here at the Camrose, handing out that last day rogering to finish runners up. All the way down in the car it was being referred to as ‘last year’, yet it […]
Who Said Magpies Were Unlucky?
MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2 [O’Connor 19.p89.] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Corbett 53. Honey 69.] CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att: 301 With the disappointing second half on Saturday condemning us to an opening day defeat, the crew headed out to Maidenhead hoping for better things at this first midweeker of the new season. Besides, like someone who knows […]
Saints & Sinners
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 575 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Fear 85.] ST ALBANS CITY – 2 [Clarke 52.78.] What? It’s here already?? Oh bugger, it can’t be! We’re not ready yet! Tell them to come back next week. What? We can’t? Oh arse. S’pose we’d better get it over with then…. It’s been a […]
Hot Hot Hot!
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A LEATHERHEAD – 1 [Tavares 73.] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Vansittart 10. Martin 55.] We played Leatherhead at a similar point last summer and it was hot. Fucking hot. This year? Hot. Fucking hot. For a friendly, the assembled crew is disgracefully large! With myself, Greek, Windy, Belly, Chalmers […]