Who Said Magpies Were Unlucky?

MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2    [O’Connor 19.p89.]  SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Corbett 53. Honey 69.] CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att: 301 With the disappointing second half on Saturday condemning us to an opening day defeat, the crew headed out to Maidenhead hoping for better things at this first midweeker of the new season. Besides, like someone who knows […]

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Saints & Sinners

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 575 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Fear 85.] ST ALBANS CITY – 2    [Clarke 52.78.] What? It’s here already?? Oh bugger, it can’t be! We’re not ready yet! Tell them to come back next week. What? We can’t? Oh arse. S’pose we’d better get it over with then…. It’s been a […]

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Hot Hot Hot!

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY  Att: N/A LEATHERHEAD  – 1   [Tavares 73.] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Vansittart 10. Martin 55.] We played Leatherhead at a similar point last summer and it was hot. Fucking hot. This year? Hot. Fucking hot. For a friendly, the assembled crew is disgracefully large! With myself, Greek, Windy, Belly, Chalmers […]

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Let’s Play ‘Who The Fuck Is That?’ Again!

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY  Att: N/A DULWICH HAMLET  – 1 [Coleman 90.] SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Gray 17.] After the trip to Bansted, our pre-season took a turn for the worse with the cancellation of the game at Staines, then with the apparent ‘double booking’ of the Tuesday game here at Dulwich. One question. How […]

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Let’s Play ‘Who The Fuck Is That?’…

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY  Att: N/A BANSTEAD ATHLETIC – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 4    [OG 13. Gray p59. Kennedy 75. Vansittart p78. ] This was a game that as soon as we arrived, we just KNEW was going to be one of those poxy games played on a pitch that the likes of Chalmers & […]

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On The Subject Of A ‘New Defence’…

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY | Att: N/A HORLEY TOWN – 0    |   SUTTON UNITED – 3    [Gauci 29. Gray p75. Watkins 90.] Lets face it. It’s been a shit summer. After the highs at the end of last season, we’ve had to put up with the loss of 3 important members of an excellent squad […]

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Final Woe(king)

SURREY SENIOR CUP FINAL Att: 1100 WOKING – 2    [Foyweya 25. Ferguson 75] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Nurse 60] Played @ Imber Court, Met Police FC Having been seriously up for this game, it’s postponement on the Tuesday was a real downer. Then waiting 48 hours to see if the weather would hold […]

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Bye Bye To The Ryman League!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 720 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 5  [Quinton 5.17.48p J-Nurse 28. Honey 74] So here we are again. The end of yet another season. By christ it hasn’t half gone quickly since November! Probably something to do with only picking up 3 defeats in the league between then & […]

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