All Good Things Must End

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 458 BEDFORD TOWN – 2    [Dillon 2. 62] SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Bailey 45] We’ve been waiting a while for this one. With our last 2 visits to Bedford turning into 2 classically top days out with drunken sillyness in abundance, we were quite looking forwards to making this […]

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Men On A Mission(er)…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 368 SUTTON UNITED – 4    [Folwer 7.21. Bailey 9. Boosey 74] HAYES – 1    [Holsgrove 69p] Since the 2 sides met on the opening day of the season, Hayes & Sutton’s fortunes have varied quite a bit. And not quite how we’d have liked! From that first game, we […]

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Nowt From Northwood

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 537 SUTTON UNITED – 0 NORTHWOOD – 0 Having been going a bit mental in front of goal in recent weeks, sods law dictates we were due a crap 0-0 draw where we do everything BUT score against struggling oppo. Bugger. It’s Northwood at home next. To be fair, we were […]

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The Great Hospital Break Out

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 367 HITCHIN TOWN – 2     [Bridge 42. Hutton 74] SUTTON UNITED – 4    [Bailey 41p.80p. Fowler 45. Jinadu 51] Back in October, we reached easily the lowest point of our season, going down 3-0 at home to an unspectacular but hard working Hitchin side. The next game was […]

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6 Goals, 4 Pints & Chips

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 302 AYLESBURY UNITED – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 6    [Fowler 17.44.60.66.89. Nurse 81] Aylesbury’s recent history certainly couldn’t be classified as boring. Even before the ‘title’ season in 1998 when they famously sacked their manager in the run in when about 10pts clear, helping our good selves to ultimately overhaul […]

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Poppies Pooped

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 586 SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Boosey 11. Nurse 90] KETTERING TOWN – 1    [Difante 87] Back at the arse end of November, we made that rather unforgettable trip up the M1 to Kettering. Unforgettable mainly due to the hugely delayed kick-off of 9pm, but also memorable for the solid […]

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Tobi’s Toe

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 236 THURROCK – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Jinadu 66] Why is it we always end up with Purf……..er sorry…….Thurrock away from home on a frigging Tuesday evening at a shitty time of year? In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever been to this delightful part of Essex outside the […]

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Is That It?

SURREY SENIOR CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 405 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Nurse 39. Boosey 59] BOBBINS – 0 Run! Run for your lives! The Bobbins are coming and they’re madder than hell! Er, sort of…. Well, you’d have thought they would be after getting smashed/annihilated/destroyed/ crushed/stomped/mullered/murdered/thrashed/humiliated/torn apart/mangled/tonked/ thumped (delete as applicable!) 6-0 on their […]

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All Left Very Late

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 457 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1   [Bunn 86] SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Boosey 85] So far this season in 3 meetings with Stortford, it’s taken a penalty shoot out to seperate the sides with the other games ending level. And with both sides sitting 10th & 11th and in decent […]

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Don’t Be A Martyr…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 514 SUTTON UNITED – 4    [OG 39. Bailey 40. Nurse 44.54] ST ALBANS CITY – 2     [Browne 18. Willis 46] It’s hard to believe that just 3 weeks ago, we were hammering the daylights out of our rivals over Xmas. As since that wonderful afternoon, our defence has […]

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