Quick, Turn Out The Lights!

FA TROPHY 3rd ROUND Att: 701 FOREST GREEN ROVERS – 4  [Rogers 6. Grayson 35. Foster 79. Ingram 82p] SUTTON UNITED – 0 On our first visit to this part of Gloucestershire, we were heading for our first win of what proved to be a disastrous season in the Nationwide Conference, when the lights went […]

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Duncestable

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 275 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Gray 76p. Nurse 86] DUNSTABLE TOWN – 3    [Christie 6. Spring 20. Hayes 27] “Don’t Miss It!” is the wonderful slogan dreamed up by the incredibly creative marking people at double glazing firm Bryco to go with their sponsorship of the Isthmian […]

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The Hangover…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 409 GRAYS ATHELTIC – 3     [Thurgood p17. Youds 45. Williams 84] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Quinton 3. Akuamouah 55] Still grinning like idiots after the small matter of giving the Scummers a right bloody good hiding on Saturday, we made the short trip round the M25 to Grays […]

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The Borough Boxing Day Massacre

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION | Att: 1213 SUTTON UNITED – 6  [Nurse 9. Gray 27. Fowler 60.73.84. Honey 80] CARSHALTON ATH – 0  [Nada. Nothing. Zero. Fuck all] (Big assist to Cathy on this one for lending me her pen. Without which, this report probably wouldn’t have been entirely possible!) Oh lord. Oh sweet fucking lord. Now […]

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Express Train Near Death Experience

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 277 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0   SUTTON UNITED – 2     [Bailey 22. Nurse 75] When the fixtures came out in July, probably the first match date we looked for, even ahead of the derby against the Scummers, was the away trip to Bognor. This is thanks to 2 […]

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Foggy Farnham Frashing

SURREY SENIOR CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 167 SUTTON UNITED – 5   [Nurse 24. Fowler 26. Honey 45. Gray 47. Gonsalves 65] FARNHAM TOWN – 0 Tonights’s SSC tie with Farnham was always expected to be a bit of a cruise with the oppo currently lying near the foot of the Combined Counties League. A […]

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Wrong Turn

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 259 HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2   [Robinson 18. Cousins 82] SUTTON UNITED – 2     [Bailey 45p. Nurse 68] Yep, it’s that time of year again. Away to Heybridge. Not exactly the first fixture we look for every summer when the list comes out. But, with our recent upturn in […]

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A Slightly Delayed Kick Off

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 571 KETTERING TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Nurse 43] What a strange one this was! Easily our longest trip this season and our worst nightmare would be a tuesday night run up into Northamptonshire. Naturally, the hosts hung on in the FA Cup a couple of rounds more […]

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‘Stoke Stalemate

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 437 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Bailey 19. Fowler 59] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2  [McCallister 21.62] The U’s made it 6 matches unbeaten on Saturday with this latest home draw, this time against mid-table Basingstoke. Unfortunately, this means that’s now only 2 wins from 11 at GGL and we’re still without […]

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