RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 168 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Fowler 17. Bailey 84] METROPOLITAN POLICE – 0 After Saturdays somewhat ‘interesting’ visit to Northwood, we’re back to the real nitty gritty. The big one. The Bryco Cup! (Don’t miss it!). You know, that great competition which involved 2 trips to Chesham following […]
Welcome To Northwood
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 259 NORTHWOOD – 1 [Moore 79] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bailey 6. Gray 45] So far this season it’s been our away form keeping us afloat and after Saturday’s trip to North West London, it looks like it shall continue to do so until we decide to start […]
For Ducks Sake!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 414 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Hanlan 18. Bailey 53] AYLESBURY UNITED – 2 [Bubb 61. Glynn 80] Despite the pony nature of the season so far for the U’s, we’ve not had too many draws. Obviously JR & the squad had also noticed this and thought they’d tot up […]
Eagles Swoop
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 518 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Fowler 33] BEDFORD TOWN – 1 [Howarth 81] Normally, going close on 3 weeks during the season without footy would have us climbing the walls like a 5 year old who’s just had his E-number laden can of coke snatched away from him. But […]
Manly Handshake
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 206 BILLERICAY TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Fowler 12] With the side performing slightly less spectacularly than a troupe of ill-trained gibbons recently, tonights trip to bottom club Billericay isn’t exactly our idea of fun. A win is desperately needed, not only to reverse our awful recent record, […]
Canary Caning
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 499 SUTTON UNITED – 0 HITCHIN TOWN – 3 [Dillon 19. Parker 35. Williams 89] Wank, shit, pony, crap, bollocks, arse, cack, rubbish, toilet, piss-poor, shambles, joke, disgrace, kharzi, pants, shite, nonsense, toss, mickey mouse. I couldn’t quite decide which term to use to describe today’s debacle against Hitchin, so […]
Bump Of The Midgets
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 411 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watson 58] BRAINTREE TOWN – 2 [Mooney 36. Forrester 75] Despite saturdays defeat, fortunately the results around us went our way and we only dropped 1 spot to 15th. Otherwise we’d really have been in the shit. Not only in respect to making that […]
‘Orrible Urchins
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 502 HORNCHURCH – 3 [Stirling 8. Graham 76. Johns 81] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Please note, due to the rather awful nature of this defeat, the ‘match’ part of this report will be somewhat brief. But, fear not, all the rest of the usual bollocks is all here. Tuesdays exit […]
Paying The Penalty
FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND REPLAY Att: 347 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1 [Langer 80] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Collins 76] AFTER EXTRA TIME. BISHOPS STORTFORD WIN 5-3 ON PENS So, the U’s FA Cup crawl (well, it’s hardly a sodding ‘run’ is it?) struggled into Bishops Stortford yesterday evening, with us hoping to […]
Another Year, Another Chance
FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 429 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 0 Following on from the erratic report from Tuesdays trip to Maidenhead, I’m afraid this one may be also a bit on the flaky side. Unfortunately, your intrepid match reporter somehow managed to forget his little notebook & pen this afternoon. […]