RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 552 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Collins 78] BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 At long last, our old friends Bognor have returned to the Premier! And thanks to the wonders of the Ryman steam powered fixtures computer, we get to play them in August. At home. Bastards. And when do we […]
Tale Of Two Keepers
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION | Att: 393 HAYES -0 SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ahhhh. It’s good to be back! Well, after what was a somewhat strange summer (it was sunny & we didn’t lose a single friendly!) it’s back to the cut and thrust of the Ryman Premier Division and what better to get the excitement going […]
Last Chance Look-See
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A BANSTEAD ATH – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Collins 88] Now onto the final rehersal. Sutton, for some reason, took the unusual step of playing a friendly mid-week, with most other sides taking it easy prior to tbe big kick-off on Saturday. Now normally, we’d wonder about the wisdom of […]
Revenge For ’63! Sort Of…
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 1504 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Collins 70] AFC WIMBLEDON – 0 Bollocks it’s hot. But then again, you’d probably noticed that yourselves eh? Got windows in your house no doubt. And you watch the newsweather and stuff. So quite how 2 teams were expected to put on a football match today […]
A Tale Of Two Penalties
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A DULWICH HAMLET – 1 [Haughton 61] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Watson 16. Bolt 88p] The U’s return to the scene of their Surrey Cup semi-triumph from last season for what we expect to be probably our toughest test of the pre-season so far. And like that drizzly night a couple […]
Sutton Top Up Their Tan(ners)
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A LEATHERHEAD – 2 [Ruggles 51. Charles-Smith 85] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Collins 27. Fowler 33.63p] Next up for the U’s Surrey based pre-season bandwagon? Why Leatherhead of course! A pre-match meet in the Old Bank by Sutton finds Mr Bell his usual jovial self, the greek fella scoffing a bacon […]
‘Leafe Fall
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A WHYTELEAFE – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Palmer 2. Bailey 15] Along with the Molesey game, another almost-permanent-fixture of a Sutton United pre-season programme is a trip to the pleasant, leafy surroundings of Whyteleafe’s Chruch Lane ground. Recent visits have met with mixed results. And win or lose a crap […]
Weiners & Flat Roofs
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 302 EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Corbett 77. Gray 86] Aaaah! At long last. A trip to the seaside for some football. Basically an excuse to get completely bollocksed and get up to all sorts of mischief. If we’re lucky. With us not having near a beach in […]
Mountains, Molehills
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A MOLESEY – 1 [Unknown 3] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Bailey 20. Rogers 23. Fowler 89] Well, it’s the pre-season, so that must mean a friendly game at Molesey? Seems we were right. So we make our, by now, pretty annual trip to our friends up the road from […]
Sevenoaks Hit For…Er…Four
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SEVENOAKS TOWN – 2 [Jenner 55. Hallchruch 85] SUTTON UNITED – 4 [Bolt 30.34p. Fowler 57. Bailey 63] Thank god thats over! No, not the game dummy. The bloody post-season! My god it was dull. More so with the lack of any real footy action, apart from the […]