If You’re Name’s Not Down…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 643 SUTTON UNITED – 0 CANVEY ISLAND – 2  [Chenery 68. Gregory 82] You’re not getting in! Yep, like a spotty 16 year old with dodgy ID and black socks over their white trainers trying to get into ‘Legends’ on a Saturday night, our attempt to mildly crash the Ryman Premier […]

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Hanlan Hits 50!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 393 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Hanlan 43.65] HAYES – 1  [OG 51] No, we don’t mean his bloody age! He’s not that old. Although it does seem like it. We’re talking about his goal tally in a U’s shirt, you silly. The usual suspects assemble in the Hood for our […]

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Put The Brakes On…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 140 FORD UNITED – 3   [Poole 22p.30. Fiddes 45] SUTTON UNITED – 4   [Bolt 43. Bailey 45.46. Gray 54] Another Saturday, another Ryman Premier Division adventure. This week, it’s Ford United who have the pleasure of our company. The Essex side in their first season started slowly, but are […]

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Dulwich Dumped

SURREY SENIOR CUP SEMI-FINAL Att: 226 DULWICH HAMLET – 1 [Coleman 81p] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bailey 15. Bolt 38p] The U’s gave us something to look forwards to at the end of this (so far!) reasonable season by disposing of Dulwich to reach another Surrey Cup final. Where we’ll meet our ol’ buddypalchums from […]

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Net Curtains

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 567 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Watson 19] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1   [Ewin 76] After last weeks disappointing defeat, we faced another top 5 side, in the shape of Basingstoke, hoping to keep alive our own chances of a top 5, maybe even (fingers crossed!) a top 3 finish?? Sadly […]

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Liberia’s National Defecit

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 401 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Bolt 68p] PURFLEET – 1   [Akurang 21p] The trip to Purfleet back in mid-September and the subsequent brilliant 2-0 win was probably where most of us actually realised “Hang on a mo! We could actually have a good season here!!”. Since then a lot […]

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It’s That Man Again!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 533 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Watson 49. Bolt 86] ENFIELD – 1   [Blokie 81] Games against Enfield are always a pain. None more so in recent years with their sad decline seeing them now a regular feature towards the bottom of the Ryman Premier. Of course, you’d expect this […]

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Modern Art Is Wank

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 273 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Hodges 33. Watson 51] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 0 The U’s finally got to exorcise the ghost of the last meeting between the two sides from the tail end of last season. Where an erratic U’s side battled to a 2-0 lead over a side that […]

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Bolt To The Rescue. Again

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 273 HENDON – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Fowler 47. Bolt 70] Match Reporter: Gareth Now the style of writing for this report may not be quite the same as you have become so accustomed to over the years as our regular intrepid reporter, Taz, chose not to venture to […]

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