An Unexpectedly Happy New Year

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 622 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Dundas p35. 46] HAMPTON & RICHMOND BOROUGH – 1   [Lake 36] Thank god that’s over! I don’t think I’m alone in saying that 2007 was, as years go, a fucking shite one. Especially if you were a Sutton supporter. A dismal 12 months that saw […]

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Pub Parrot

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 322 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 1   [Williams 30] SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Dundas 86] Having somehow managed to extract some much unexpected Christmas cheer in the form or a point at Hampton on Boxing Day, we of course head out to Maidenhead a couple of days later with a little bit […]

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Beavering Away On Boxing Day…

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 585 HAMPTON & RICHMOND BORO – 2    [Godfrey p9. Hodges 45] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Haverson 4. Wright 73] With Saturday’s vicious mugging at GGL reported and the local constabulary collaborating with colleagues in Essex to track down the 11 blokes in blue shirts responsible, we fortunately get to head […]

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Essex Ram Raiders

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 428 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1   [Pearson 90] Sheesh, almost Christmas already. And what a pain in the arse it is. Have you ever tried to fit in writing up some load of old pony about the exploits of a currently rubbish non-league team amongst all the eating, […]

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‘Stoke Stumble

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Dundas 58] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2   [Charles 63. 72] Aaand we’re right back where we started. Today is the return fixture of our opening day meeting with Basingstoke, that if we’re honest, kind of set the tone for the rest of the campaign so far. […]

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3-0 & You Fucked It Up!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 223 HAYES & YEADING UNITED – 3  [Scott 6. p25. Knight 33] SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Greene 52. Dundas 73. Haverson 90] You know, I love last minute equalisers. I really do. Probably maybe even just that little bit more than last minute winners. Yes yes, I know you generally get […]

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It’ll Make Your Brain(tree) Hurt

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 457 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BRAINTREE TOWN – 3    [Sullivan 10. OG 58. Archer 90] God this is getting boring. It’s bad enough having to watch our lot at the moment, but then having to write up a match report afterwards is just downright masochistic. Like going to the dentist for […]

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It’s Not Nice When You Lewes All The Time….

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 640 LEWES – 4   [Holloway 57. Griffiths 61. Davis 90. Groves 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 So, at last, we have another manager. Unfortunately, it wasn’t Merlin, a re-incarnation of Harry Houdini or Jesus H Christ as we’d really hoped (Apparently we couldn’t afford any of ’em) and instead we went […]

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Breaking the Habit

THURROCK – 2    [Orilonshie 35. Stadhart 37]  SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Hudson 86] CONFERENCE SOUTH | ATTENDANCE : 255 Usually, when a manager jacks it in or is sacked from a struggling side, the team he leaves behind quite often pick up in form, even briefly and goes on to claim some vitally needed points. […]

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Sutton Pier Into The Abyss

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 769 EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 3   [Harding 29. Armstrong 31. Smart 71] SUTTON UNITED – 0 At last, the league have seen sense and given us a Saturday trip to Eastbourne again after lumbering us with two midweek trips down in the last couple of seasons. Which was annoying as it’s certainly […]

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