Braintree Boredom

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 485 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BRAINTREE TOWN – 0 Having fought back from 2 down at Yeading on tuesday, it seems as if the lads have finally got a little bit of confidence flowing back through their veins. 6-7 months ago, we’d probably have gone on to get done 3 or 4-0 […]

Read More… from Braintree Boredom

Down The Rabbit Hole

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 167 YEADING – 2  [Morgan p9. Healy 37] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [McBean 38. Tanner 90] If you visit these pages often, you’d be well aware We’re really not fans of this part of the world. In fact, we’d go so far as to declare Hayes and Yeading are two of […]

Read More… from Down The Rabbit Hole

Makes You Sick….Well, Chalmers Anyway

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 704 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0  SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Scarborough 23. Gaynor 88] Back to action for ol’ Taz this weekend having missed last weeks clash with Bedford having been on the pish down in Bournemouth. And boy is it a biggie. Basingstoke away. Still, it’s Greek’s birthday this weekend, so […]

Read More… from Makes You Sick….Well, Chalmers Anyway

Champagne Football & Squeaky Bums

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 403 CAMBRIDGE CITY – 2    [Midgely 46. Gash 68] SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Tanner 8. Gray 21. Quinton 22] It’s a much anticipated awayday this week, with the crew heading up to Cambridge, the scene of a disgustingly drunken last day trip in the inaugural Conf South season. The stupidity […]

Read More… from Champagne Football & Squeaky Bums

Good Ol’ Fashioned 1-0 Hammering

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 518 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Quinton 22] HAYES – 0 It’s saturday. And you know what that means. Taz has to go out and buy a new fucking iron, thats what! ‘Cos he broke his old one when he knocked it off the ironing board on Wednesday. Stupid clumsy twat. And I […]

Read More… from Good Ol’ Fashioned 1-0 Hammering

Same Old Same Old

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 375 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [McBean 20. Gray 24] EASTLEIGH – 2  [Forbes 11. Watts 53] With saturdays trip to high flying Stortford out of the way, the U’s have the opportunity to get thier stuttering campaign back on track and go some way to hauling themselves away from the drop zone […]

Read More… from Same Old Same Old

Whale Song

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 516 BISHOP’S STORTFORD – 3  [Porter.12 Edwards.58 Morgan.83] Sutton United – 2   [McBean.43 Alimi.78] After a somewhat frustrating and really quite dull 2 week break from Conference South action, the U’s were back on the road with a trip to surprise league leaders Bishop’s Stortford. During our enforced rest break, a […]

Read More… from Whale Song

Down Down, Deeper & Down

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 482 SUTTON UNITED – 0 EASTLEIGH – 3    [S.Forbes 7. A.Forbes 26. Town 72] After the less than stunning performance from the U’s at Histon to herald the arrival of our new management team, we were hoping that 7 more days and 2 more training sessions would help towards getting […]

Read More… from Down Down, Deeper & Down

A New Era Dawns……D’Oh!

CONFERENCE SOUTH 18th MARCH 2006  Att : 409 HISTON- 3   [Bloke. Geezer. Fella] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Without an away win since the end of August, we’d normally recieve a fairly long trip as the one to Histon with resignation of another pretty straightforward defeat during which the home ‘keeper has to take half […]

Read More… from A New Era Dawns……D’Oh!

Flattery Gets U’s Nowhere

NATIONWIDE SOUTH Att : 668 SUTTON UNITED – 0 WEYMOUTH – 3   [Wilkinson 41. Clarke 43. Nade 68] Way way back in the mists of time (well, the end of October to be precise) we made our customary drunken weekend visit to the seaside town of Weymouth. Then, what seems a lifetime ago, Sutton […]

Read More… from Flattery Gets U’s Nowhere