CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 1703 WEYMOUTH – 3 [Elam 2. Jackson 42. Bounder 90] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watkins 46] It’s the end of October. So that must mean a weekend in Weymouth! Almost exactly 12 months to the day since we last travelled to Dorset for a match at the Wessex, we’re […]
Tag: Conference South
No Drums Allowed!
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 495 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Akuamouah 16. Cornwall 28] EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 0 Strange. Can anyone tell me quite why all of a sudden, after weeks of sitting about & doing fuck all on Tuesday nights, we’ve suddenly out of the blue been given a midweek game? Admittedly, it’s been […]
Yabba Dabba Do!
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 640 SUTTON UNITED – 4 [Quinton 6. 24. Akuamouah 53. Cornwall 76] ST ALBANS CITY – 0 If you scroll back up a bit, you’ll see that after the disappointing performance down in Basingstoke, I commented “Saturday in Chippenham should be a right laugh!”. Well, it fucking wasn’t. It was […]
Crap Tasting Fags
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 213 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2 [Ray 25. 56] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Let’s be honest, away to Basingstoke is never the first match we look for when the fixtures are released. It’s not quite a ‘Heybridge’ in that it’s in the middle of nowhere and they kick the shit out […]
Unhappy Hunting Ground
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 364 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 2 [Hodges 28. Jackman 55] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Castledine 49] When you’re having a good start to the season, the last thing you need to throw a spanner in the works is a visit to a ground where you’ve never won. Oh look, Bishops […]
Back On The Rocky Road To The Top
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 536 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Gray p14] BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 Having got the expected first defeat out of the way, albeit in slightly disappointing circumstances, the U’s get back to the business of pissing this tinpot league with the visit of old friends Bognor. Still managed by Jack Pearce, […]
Bloody Seagulls
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 562 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Pitcher 89] WESTON SUPER MARE – 2 [Hogg 21. 24] Bloody early kick offs. What twat at the FA decided it was a good idea for internationals to be played at 3pm on a Saturday anyway? That’s it, fuck over all the teams NOT […]
Magpie Murder
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 543 DORCHESTER TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Douglas 45. Mackie 71. Akuamouah 77. Gray p79.82] Game number five of the season and at last we get a decent day out! Sadly, unlike last year, some idiot decided Dorchester should be on a bank holiday Monday thus ruining a […]
Top of the League? AGAIN?
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 693 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Mackie 29] FARNBOROUGH TOWN – 0 If you’d told me in early July that we’d win our first 4 games and be sitting atop the league twice inside that first month, I’d have pissed myself laughing and then demanded a several pints of whatever wonderfully […]
Anyone Seen Alice?
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 245 YEADING – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [OG 18. Cornwall 90] Sadly, our tenure as Conference South league leaders lasted precisely 24 hours, with Lewes winning 3-0, ironically here at Yeading, along with Cambridge City’s victory meant we slipped to third. Bloody disgraceful!! RAINS OUT! Still, it was a […]