Another game. Another night of excitement in the Surrey Senior Cup. And as I am the only one with the natural animal magnetism and sheer passion for the county’s top knock out competition it was down to me to do tonight’s blog. And what a comfortable first week off it has been. I’ve seen my bank […]
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TOWIE Shite!
WTF? Where am I? What happened? Fuck the eatin’ is cheatin’ rule, next time I’m lining the old stomach. Well that was a trip and a half to Essex and back! The morning had begun as any morning would begin if you were about to have five weeks off work, as I leisurely stretched out on […]
More Pushin’ to the Cushin’
What a difference a week in football makes…. I write this blog in the early hours of Sunday morning listening to Ode to Joy by Tchaikovsky and watching old news reports of a little game in 1990 between Bournemouth and Leeds. And I feel reinvigorated to continue… Well I have to be honest the day did begin […]
The Bitter Taste of Urchins!
Well bugger me! There goes another trip to Essex…….. And let me be the first to congratulate Marky N for surviving his first booze cruise with the Firm, even though he only lasted to Blackfriars mind you. The day itself was another drink fuelled escape with its highlights and low life’s like us running around London and […]
Baby its Cold Outside
Where to start Munts…. Well after a piss poor weekend that ended with my television deciding to give up and die on me plus the ever looming finishing date for my coursework (still not completed!), I was safe in the knowledge that the trusty old Surrey Senior Cup 3rd Round was upon us. And as the eternal optimist […]
Another Ton Done Son!
Well here we are again on another Saturday night. The day began with me having oversleep to the tune of half eight. I know, for someone that should have worked today it really was an embarrassment. But less of how I hate working for the inept sods at Kingston council and more of the rush […]
Make like a Tree and ‘Leafe!
So our first home game on a Tuesday night since Gandermonium was risen from the ashes and it had to be my turn! Lucky then, that it’s the first match in what some (me) call “the greatest show on Earth” and a cup that has remained important to me since the days after the last […]
Have You Let Jesus Into Your Life?
Well there goes another dirty weekend in Dorset. The day started with me waking up around 0645 (so only a hour to get up and ready so I could get that train), it was still dark outside but I knew I had to meet the firm early doors. But only after my phone decided to give me the old gee […]
One of Our Magpies is Missing
Yeah, a 1-0 win will do us fine. Finally, at the third time of trying, we get to play at Maidenhead and for the first time in around 12 years we make it to the second round of the FA Trophy. Thus on a cold Tuesday night at the start of December we descended on […]
Please leave a message after the tone….
As you may have read, one of our esteemed contributors Dukey forced us to stick around in gorgeous Staines on saturday after the dopey sod left his mobile phone in the cab from the ground to the pub. Once aware of his little faux pas, he of course then used Juan’s phone to leave himself […]