CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 703 HORNCHURCH – 3 [Stowe 46.55. Badu 88.] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Reporter: Gareth There should be a report here of our customary defeat at Bridge Lane, but sadly Windy, who was on reporting duties that day, has failed to produce anything despite saying he’ll send it to us….shortly. We’re […]
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Borg-er Off Urchins!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 547 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [J.Nurse 28.72. Bailey 61p] HORNCHURCH – 1 [Douglas 41] Match Reporter: Gareth I don’t like George Borg. Never have done, never will do. In my humble opinion, the man is a Grade A twat. And, once again, he proved that despite his […]
Think I Preferred Purfleet…
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 431 SUTTON UNITED – 0 THURROCK – 3 [Akurang 4. Linger 36. Lee 38] Match Reporter: Gareth With everyone’s favourite webmaster (Yeah right! – Taz) away shagging in Austria for the week, I’m afraid I was volunteered to do this report and it certainly wasn’t quite as good a match […]
Bolt To The Rescue. Again
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 273 HENDON – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Fowler 47. Bolt 70] Match Reporter: Gareth Now the style of writing for this report may not be quite the same as you have become so accustomed to over the years as our regular intrepid reporter, Taz, chose not to venture to […]